The End of an Era

The Shaqueefa Mansion has been officially Condemned. These are some photos I found from BODY-GRAS,One of the last parties held there. In honor of the Shaqueefa Mansions Magnificence, Let's take a look back to some parties of the past.
Halloween Photos
New-Year's Photos

Does somebody spy Scooby-Snacks?

Strange Wilderness

So I found myself way down yonder in the Chattahoochee...with my trusty camera.

Missed Connection Mondays

Michael is married WARNING stay away - m4w - 40 (broward dade palm beach)
my husband is married and has 3 children he is 40 years old. his name is michael. he might tell you he is not married but he is. he drives a burgandy toyota camry. THIS IS WHAT I FOUND OUT About this Skunk of a HuSband I have. according to his emails, he is not the man I married, nor is the man I thought I knew. We have known each other since we were 12. we grew up in the same neighborhood and went to the same schools. NOW I find out that he....
Likes to Tan nude and goes to Haulover clothing optional beach.
he goes to the women seeking men and casual encounters listings to find someone to have sex with.
also it appears he is bisexual and has been looking for men as well.
he likes them young or old, male or female.. even teenagers.. he does not care, so long as he finds someone to have sex with.
This man is married. he has been married since 1992. he has 3 kids that he does not even care about. he prefers to spend his time on the computer looking for sex then spend time with his children. actually he spends more time looking for sex and less time with his family. he is sick and who ever comes in contact with him needs to stay away. HERE is the description of him in case you many come into contact with him. I cannot give personal info about him but I will give you some clues so you will know that this is my husband and that you need to stay away. part of his email address contains the words "THEBIGFISH" his name is michael. he is 5'11" and is 40 he is greek. he is tanned and has black hair with a receding hair line. he is going bald in the front of his head. he has a big beer gut. he likes to fish and likes the beach especially the nude beach..... he drives a crappy old burgandy toyota camry with paint peeling. also he has a crappy job selling shoes. please stay away. I do not want him anymore but more importantly I do not think he deserves to meet someone else because of what he did to our family.
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mis/1282299087.html

Lego My Wu-Tang

Wu-Tang Lego: Da Mystery of Chessboxin' from davo on Vimeo.

A Nice day for a swim

Animal Cruelty

Shoot the J...SHOOT IT!!

You can watch the whole thing if you want, but 3:30 and on is the only thing that matters. Prince + Guitar solo = Total Carnage

A Night Out (Thriller Edition)

Atlas Sound

Atlas sound is the side-project from Deerhunters Bradford Cox. I have been waiting for his new album to drop for some time now. Finally the cover art was released, and then the tracklist. Then I found out Panda Bear of Animal Collective was going to collaborate with him on a track. That blew my mind! It was like Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson all over again...sort of. It was a song I had a live version of for awhile called 'Dovers Jam'. Titled simply because the main hook of the song is a sample from The Dovers - What Am I Gonna Do. Here's what Bradford had to say about how the song got started.

"I toured for a period in Europe with Animal Collective, whose band dynamic was very inspirational to be around. On the bus, we often played improvised iPod games. We would take turns formulating a theme or unifying concept and then play three songs. The goal would be for everyone to try and figure out the theme. During one of these games, someone played 'What Am I Going to Do' by the Dovers. I was amazed at the hook-- a weird organ thing with drums and electric bass. I mentioned to Noah [Lennox] that someone should really sample that riff. He agreed and he taught me a little about sampling and matching up beats. This ended up as the collaborative effort 'Walkabout'."

So here is the early live version, Then the finished version which is easily the best song of the Summer. Also The Dovers - What Am I Gonna Do from which they sampled. The album is due out Oct 20.

Atlas Sound - Dovers Jam Live
Atlas Sound - Walkabout feat Panda Bear

Twas a good night

Some Scrabble with some Chicken Cordon Bleu what more could you ask for?

Yo, Homes to Bel-Air

The Fresh Prince will stay eternally Fresh in my eyes.

Swan-Flu

Skated the old hometown on a lazy Monday afternoon, Had a fun time. StalkerSteve took some photos

Where The Wild Things Are

“Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms” - George Eliot

Missed Connection Mondays

You were my hood ornament - w4m (on my hood)
You're the most handsome guy I've ever dented my hood with. I still have a lock of your wavy brown hair that was caught in my headlight rim and I saved the front tooth you sacrificed to our fate-inspired meeting of metal, skin, bone, and hair. I think I fell in love w/ you somewhere between watching your post-impact air summersaults and the swagger to your walk that you had once you regained consciousness. You weren't watching where you were going, and I wasn't either so we already have alot in common. Hi!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1258740284.html

hottie at burger king on mariner in spring hill - w4m
you have lots of tattoos and you're just freakin' sexy. sometimes i go to burger king just to get chicken nuggets for my dogs so i can see your sexiness.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/mis/1255364990.html

at the goodwill store on 34th - m4w - 32 (st. petersburg)
I came up to you and asked, "Hablas espanol?" Then you looked at me with your amazing eyes and I realized you are not hispanic. well, i was shocked, you understand, as to what a fool i'd made of myself. of course i said something in perfect english, then I asked you again in spanish. I was sooooooo nervous approaching you. I think i might be a little older than you, but if you want to get back at me, I'd like to start again. in English.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1262116567.html

A Night Out

LAAAWWWWW

La Bamba

Ben, Marius, Al and Myself enjoying some La Bamba Casserole.

Looks like Ol' Chester got ahold of Me

Fire Extinguishers and Walkie-Talkies are not Toys.

Keep On With The Force

Try to hate on this video, I dare you. At one point while he's dancing, MJ magically(for no apparent reason)splits up into three separate Michael Jacksons. You can't fuck with that force.

Missed Connection Mondays

who knows the girl in bright green beach outfit at Frenchys 3 wks ago? - m4w (At Frenchys Rockaway)
She was with wedding party or bachelorette party and was sucking on a straw that was topped with a plastic mini-penis to suck through.I told her/you that she looked good doin that.I was the bass player in the band.She was tall,thin,with long dark-maybe black hair.-WOW-I would love to talk....................
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1232970011.html

I Drive a Big Red Dodge Pickup - m4w - 18 (All Over Jax)
I flirt with girls all the time by revving my engine, racing you a little bit, ect. But ive never actually met anyone this way because Im not going to follow someone around if i dont know them and I dont know if they are interested, thats just creepy, but I get checked out all the time so I figured id put an ad on here in case anyone was looking for me, so if we flirted or if you just like my truck let me know and we can talk
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/1253185546.html

St. Petersberg ad girl - m4w - 25 (Orlando)
I saw you featured on a billboard off e colonial blvd, (and then again on fairbanks) advertising tourism for St Petersberg. You were breathing fire, in a long white dress stained with the suds of the ocean surf. I couldnt help but wonder what the fuck that has to do with St Petersburg, and then a fleeting thought of what it would be like to make out with you and your firebreath. Would I like it? or would i have to rush my burnt face to the hospital to correct your makeshift facial reconstruction? You sure will "leave me with warm memories", if I ever find you that is.
youre smokin hot, no pun intended.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1253177643.html

This is sad...

This is America...

You can find em...At the Market!

Let me introduce you to the Legendary Sammy Stephens. Actually No! Sammy Stephens needs no introduction. If you're not aware of this Commercial Jingle Genius. Then well...All I can say is may God have mercy on your soul. Below is the story of My friend Scotty's encounter with Mr. Stephens.


So the other day I get a phone call from a number I've never seen before. I answer to a Loud, Booming, Soulful voice singing these words. "HEY HEY is this Pat at the MARKET, I'm talkin bout FLEA MARKET..MONTGOMERY. It's just like, It's just like a MINI-MALL." To which I replied in a confused and slightly frightened voice. "Umm yes". I'm thinking one of my friends is prank calling me. As I'm trying to figure out what's going on. The mysterious yet familiar voice says "Pat it's Sammy Stephens, I'm here with your friend Scotty. He told me you were a fan!" The pieces started coming together when Scotty got on the phone. He explained he was in Montgomery Alabama for a family reunion. Since he was there he knew he had to stop at the infamous Flea Market Montgomery. Scotty found Sammy there kickin it as usual. They chilled for awhile, Sammy signed some photos even made phone calls to his true fans(me). Oh and it turns out, It is just like a MINI-MALL.

Thrifty...

Wacky Wednesday usually brings me to the Thrift Store every week. The "Wacky" in Wacky Wednesday means everything in the store is half-off. Can't argue with that, Today I found this gem.