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Missed Connection Mondays

Gay? - w4m - 22 (gville)
remember when you would freak out during sex about how you think you might be gay? well, are you?
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1891434258.html

Like Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday... - w4m - 100 (omnipresent)
You are delectable but not open to the public. I am a failure at Veganism. We can only live out this lame metaphor for so long. Let's get together and destroy a hotel room...preferably sometime before 2040, but beggars can't be choosers.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1904590541.html

You motorboated me at Bullwinkles last night - w4m - 21 (Tallahasse, duh)
You should remember who I am, your face was briefly in my cleavage. You were adorable and seemed like a fun guy. If you remember who I am, tell me what I was wearing. Maybe we can do more than motorboat next time.
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/1922991681.html

Canine Celebrites

Drugs are Bad....ARF ARF!!

Pick & Destory

"Does your beer have a shirt on?"

Respect Your Elders

YeYe Cat FIGHT!

Missed Connection Mondays

The Truth

Snack Time

Oh Deer,

Permission Granted Soldier

Lime Green Shorts Not Included

Super Groovvvy!

is this a joke....? or do people really want to slurp up beef blended all together with bread, lettuce, tomato, with a lil ketchup squirt on top?

Missed Connection Mondays

Are you a vampire?? - w4m (Sanford/heathrow)
I first met you at Amura in heathrow we talked bout the night club in lake Mary. I had a friend ask you if you were a vampire. You said you get that a lot. Next I ran into you in the Seminole mall last I saw you was at the gas station on 46. We kept looking at each other and at the end you said hi and I left. I know this is like one in a million chance you'll read this but if you do I'm the girl with red range rover.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1890090431.html

sexy redbox guy - w4m (University and Atlantic)
You were so sexy. I saw you today at the Redbox at Walgreens. You had on black, yellow and orange tye dye pants, with a pink and green shirt. You had long hair, and was balding. You are so fine. If you see this, email me. Xoxo
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/1892255210.html

Trolley Storm Trooper - w4m - 19 (International Drive)
You: Leaving the Star Wars convention dressed in a storm trooper costume. Had gauges(I'm guessing an inch) and a shaved head.
Me: Sat towards the back. Bleach blonde hair, black shirt, black pants, leopard print purse. Moved to the bench behind you shortly before you got off the trolley. Had my eyes on my Blackberry almost the whole ride.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1901840738.html

Michelangelo Chop!

This could be the greatest photo on the internet.

Greatest Hits

Please come back.....Stop making such shitty movies and everyone come together for the greater cause.

Any Publicity is Good Publicity

It's What's For Dinner

Mushroom, green pepper, ham omelet with a side of DAMN!

South of the border salad

Steak cubed with a side of greens

Tomato Nips

Do You Believe In Magic?

Bieber Blasted

Missed Connection Mondays

jugglin some balls - w4m (TALLY)
saw you jugglin some balls and I thought you were pretty freakin great.
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/1881597183.html

you live across from me and I watched - m4w - 25 (near campus)
you live across from me and I watched you pleasure yourself with your battery powered friend. Next time I want to be in the room with you while you do that, watching, not touching, just examining the skillful way you pleasure. If you're amenable to allowing this we can work it out. Respond with "My Friend and I" in the subject line.
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/1882608135.html

I MET YOU AT A SWINGERS PARTY!!! - m4w - 27 (HARD ROCK)
There you were in the other side of the room, just sitting there with your legs crossed while sipping on your dirty martini. It was sooo sexy. You werent slutting yourself out like the other girls who were blowing everyone at the moment. So classy with your legs crossed and elegant I headed towards you. And by headed I mean my head was aiming at you....Never mind...Anyways there you were blinking so gently and slowly as girls faces were getting shot by there partners in the background. I sat next to you and thats when you leaned over me to say" This is not what I expected".... Huh I thought? you replied to me"I am not that type of swinger". I said, not to worry, I will get us out of here but it will have to be smoothly because swingers dont take it lightly when you dont do shit and just leave there party early. Thats when you Blew me as we side shuffled out of the room. I guess you took one for the team. Either way if its you hit me up so we can finish what we started.
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mis/1865074207.html

I am Saved, I'm Saved

Here is a video of Deerhunter playing Revival off their new album Halcyon Digest which will be out Sep 28th . This video is taken from the show I saw live a few months back. This is seriously one of the most beautiful songs i've heard all year, it's been on steady repeat for me. I can't wait to see them again in Atlanta Oct 1st. There's a bunch of bands out there that after the third or fourth album you start to worry...Usually it's all downhill from there, either they end up in shitty movie trailers or commercials. They just start to generally suck and become bland and boring. Deerhunter is the one band I can always count on to continuously put out quality material that challenges themselves and their listeners.

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