Missed Connection Mondays

strip club - m4w
sorry i passed out in the middle of the private dances. hammered.
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/2164554308.html

"paris hilton" at gasparillia - m4w - 34 (borien,ashley)
We were talking while waiting for the parade and having rum runners.Then the fat lady on the scooter tried to run over my ankle because you had "her" beads. Clearly good times were had.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/2188455632.html

to the girl who ripped me off - m4w - 23 (Beach blvd)
To the hooker name delores, i want my 15 bucks back. you smelled like shit and i had to fake the orgasm. Meet me at 11 pm at the Bojangles we met the first time with my money Bitch !!!!
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/2189196933.html

I Love Me Some Ronnie Turiaf

Get In Where You Fit In

The Nexus Of The Universe

Dick Nugget

Totally Bro!

Forget about Coachella, it's all about the bros, bro.

Triple Towers

The gimmicks...the wack lyrics,
The shit is depressing...pathetic...please forget it,
You're mad cause my style you're admiring,
Don't be mad...UPS is hiring

Intense!

Got The Back Noseblunt......Not Really Trying

This post is in honor of Forrest Edwards, gonna miss you and your quotes.

Be Like Mike

Missed Connection Mondays

Dancing and .................Touching - m4w - 41 (Tampa)
You were younger and married - I was older and couldn't resist. It started out very innocent and friendly and then it progressed. we eventually left your friends and found a dark corner. We couldn't keep our hands and mouths off one another and you finally ran off after I spoiled you under the table! Interested in more...................send me a note!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/2174548621.html

Girls Can Tell - w4m - 26 (Downtown Gainesville)
I left the music shop with a smile on my face. Still smiling, I got in my car and before putting my new music in the player, I glanced in the rear view mirror and caught my smile, unfortunately plagued with... what was that? Pepper? It's usually pepper with me. Awesome. Glad I didn't ask you out with pepper teeth, but you should know that I wanted to.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/2176770967.html

Blond Skateboarding Boy - w4m - 20 (Plaza of the Americas)
I saw you go by the Plaza of the Americas around 4:30pm on Tuesday, Jan 18th. You did a trick from your board that I saw from the car and it looked pretty sweet. I think you were wearing jeans and maybe a white or gray shirt. You seem really cool, I'd like to chill with you.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/2167671527.html

Now I Wanna

The Evolution Will Be Televised

Dream Within A Dream

The Lil' Lebowski

Bill Murray as The Party Crasher

I was sent these photo after Mike and his friends went out to have a few drinks at their local Karaoke bar, Karaoke One 7 in NYC. Shortly after their arrival, Mike noticed that a couple women had just walked into the place with a man that looked a lot like… Bill Murray?! The crew went out to confirm that the man, was in fact, Bill Murray himself. Mike’s friend even mustered the courage to invite Bill to chill in their room, but they just laughed it off. There’s no way that was going to happen.

I’ll let Mike take it from here:

“About 15 minutes later we get a knock on the door… IT’S BILL F@#KING MURRAY! We were all shocked of course but at that point we were already pretty trashed so the party just kept going. He was super nice and they all fit right in. His girl was really cute, and as far as i remember, from Amsterdam. She sang a bunch of random French songs! At some point he bought us all a round of some weird green drink and wouldn’t tell us what it was. I later found out it was Chartreuse some French liqueur made by monks. Apparently you are supposed to sip it … like an idiot I just shot it down. The high point was when Bill and I sang a duet of an Elvis song called, “Marie’s the Name.” Random I know, but so was the night. We were all drinking and dancing and screaming our asses off. We tried not to make him feel uncomfortable though of course later we all joked about picking the Ghostbusters theme. Amazingly, they stuck around the entire night, about 4 hours. As you can imagine it was all pretty surreal. Something I will never ever forget…Viva Bill Murray!”


You can check out the full story here from FilmDrunk.

Head of the State

Definition of Humiliation

Holiday Hustle

This is a collection of photos from Taylor and I's Christmas party, and Alex and Mackenzi's party.

Missed Connection Mondays

taco bell Monroe and Orange ave - w4m - 35 (32305)
We came in and ordered 48 tacos....you were hot in a purple manager shirt...respond if you remember me
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/2155903594.html

To the Men in Blue, Casselberry's Finest - SOO FINE!! - w4m - 32 (Casselberry)
Wow...we are SO sorry we missed the party!! You guys were SEXY. You responded to a call about a bum at a gas station - for some reason it took 6 patrol cars (think one was actually a Seminole County Sheriff's car). Wish we could have started the party right there. Are those handcuffs good for more than just the "bad guys"? Thanks for the sweet winks!! If you're not doing anything later..we could use some protection and service. ;)
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2156169107.html

Girl at Busch. m4w - m4w - 23 (Busch Gardens)
I used to think I was gay but I can't stop thinking of you! I feel so pathetic for feeling this way but I'm just so attracted to you. You were the most interesting and intelligent girl I've ever met, and I connected with you in a way I never connected with anyone. E-mail me please..
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/2161404602.html

E.T. Knows The Drill

What did we do before the internet?

Gandalf Fetish

Ice Skating

Matt Dockery filmed this line, at our new training facility. Go check out his blog now.

When World's Collide

Snooki with the Black Keys

Drifting Away

Floating down the Chattahoochee River in the mountains of Helen, Ga.
- Oct 3rd 2010.