I wanna be like Mike

I caught The Bulls vs Jazz Game 6 of the 1998 NBA Finals the other day on NBA Classic. Complete with Jordan's Clutch shot with 6 seconds left, To win the game 87-86 and the series 4-2.
Scoring 45 points in the game, Doing it all in style. Jordan is timeless.

NC-17 to PG-13

Missed Connection Mondays

you on your uke friday night - w4m - 21 (5 points)
My friend and I were walking around the galleries for first Friday when I saw you outside of a coffee shop in 5P. You were in a teal shirt and vest, bandanna and glasses. Later I saw you play your ukulele... the songs were super! Your friends nicknamed you A.C. Slater and you were going to karaoke at the Pearl. Sorry I missed out on seeing you sing some more... I think you are cute and I'd like to get to know you better! Let's ride bikes around riverside and sing sing sing!
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/1212271133.html

McDonalds Babe - m4w - 26 (PC)
You were lovin' it last night in the drive thru. You were in the 94 Dodge party van and ordered strickly off the Dollar menu. I like a woman with strong negotiation skills who tries to get 3 apple pies instead of the traditional 2 for a buck on the menu. You really know what you want. I am impressed by your appetite as you were able to run up a tab of $37.86 strickly off McDoubles, medium fries, and apple pies. Still hungry?
http://panamacity.craigslist.org/mis/1221112577.html

Brandon Tijuana Flats - Redhead at 4-5pm Friday - m4w - 32 (Riverview)
I loved looking at your sexy nipples though your dress. Get rid of the douchebag you were with and let's fuck.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/1218665432.html

Beach Day

A Night Out

Homie Don't Play That

You can't litter with a Savior

Missed Connection Mondays

Miami Metro Zoo - m4w - 28 (Outside My Pavilion)
You: Short, hot, Asian, tank top and jean shorts, taking my picture
Me: Shorter, hairy, mouthful of french fries, sitting on the edge of a moat I Hit you in the chest with a rock trying to get your attention. Then you stormed off...
If you have a change of heart, meet me same time, same place, Sunday. I'll be the one with the NKOTB t-shirt.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1200663391.html

Floyd's Last Saturday night - m4w (Hard Rock)
Was talking and dancing with you, you know who you are. I was wearing the shinny red pants and thin red tie. Can't believe I didn't get your name.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/1199890556.html

AFTER PARTY TONIGHT AND THIS WEEKEND - m4w - 28
We are a group of three attractive men who are hosting an after party at our place tonight. After all the bars and clubs close at 2am we are looking to host a number of people over at our place. We will provide the drinks and music. If you are serious please respond with a picture and we can respond with ours if you really would like to know what we look like. We are all atleast 6 feet tall. Work out 5-6x a week and keep in good shape. We have muscular builds with broad shoulders. We will probably be doing this a few more times including this weekend.
http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/mis/1191431841.html

Ohhh Aaabeey!

Pimp My Vag

Woodward 08

Check out Coakleys angle for more photos
http://blueprintskateboards.com/blackglove/2008_10_01_archive.html
.scroll down to the 6th of Monday entry

Every Rose Has It's Thorn

And this thorn was rather sharp and painful...Don't worry, You'll get em next time Brett. Does anyone have any idea why Poison was invited to play The Tony Awards?

Missed Connection Mondays

sexy fisherman - w4m - 37 (riverbreeze)
even though you r in a wheelchair, every time i see you my panties get wet. but sumtimz i dont wear any lol. anyhow, please respond with pics and contack info if u see this.baby, u can light my fire anytimexoxoxoxoxoxoxox
http://daytona.craigslist.org/mis/1192122892.html

palace 18 friday u had braces - m4w - 22 (palace 18 theatre)
you were asking about star trek you were super cute with braces and nice hair. i told you the running time. don't know if you saw it but i'd love to take you some time if your interested and not too young for me.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1198315315.html

Looking for Skeeter - w4m (East Hill House Party)
Crashed a party in East Hill looking for Dylan, but found you instead. You slapped my ass as I was being carried over a guys shoulder up to the door.
Me: 25 year old College student wearing really short shorts and brown shirt with blue lace under shirt.
You: Hottie that just graduated from Washington High School sitting in the back seat of a mid sized sedan.
As I returned the favor you told me how turned on you were and that you just skeeted.
You offered your virginity and I would love to take you up on that.
If this is you, tell me what color shirt you were wearing and if you’re legal.
http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mis/1196263713.html

New York City with a cell phone....again

Spot Seeker

This lady is just sitting in traffic, As if her shopping cart was her car

Roof Top

Grumpy Old Men

Headin up the Avenues

Above Canal Street

Moses

Hunting High Represent

Breakfast at Sulimays

disregard the first 40 seconds of the first video



Breakfast at Sulimays is a webshow featuring Bill, Ann, and my personal favorite Joe. I don't necessarily agree with what they say all the time, but you can't argue the fact that at least they're honest. They actually make really good points sometimes(mostly Joe). I could watch this show on mute, Just enjoying their facial expressions. The only problem is I would miss some amazing quotes such as "Is this rap?". Be on the lookout for Joe's "listening face" it's like he's in another world.

Missed Connection Mondays

"Nice Legs" at Shell in PBG - m4w - 36 (Donald Ross Shell)
I saw you, and all your sexy legs getting out of your white car at the Shell station on the corner of Donald Ross and Central, last Saturday night. I was the guy on the Harley that you were checking out too. As I rode by, I said, "Niiiiiiice legs..." Unfortunately, I kept on riding. If you'd like to straddle those long legs over my Harley and go for a ride, drop me a line. Tell me what kind of car you were in and the window decal you have on the back.
http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/mis/1172157580.html

I saw your breast - m4w - 32 (Gainesville)
I was walking down stairs in main UF library happened to look down and saw your entire right tit!!!!U were coming up the stairs and adjustimg your bra thinking that no one was around.U then noticed me as I tried not to be noticed as I was stunned by the shapliness of what must have been a very boyant size D+ cup.Immediately afterwards I jizzed in my pants..but i dont think u saw that part.If your out there....I NEED TO SEE THAT OTHER BREAST!!!!The future of mankind depends on it.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1153204723.html

Cute girl at Burger King near FSU - m4w (Tallahassee)
You were at the Burger King on Tennessee St., around lunchtime. Apparently, your sole mission was to buy the whole set of Star Trek glasses, much to your friend's pseudo-chagrin -- that made me smile.
You were adorable... Be still my beating heart...
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/1177908422.html

A Salacious Barking Brunette

Inject

Time is going by really really really slow

A Night Out

Missed Connection Mondays

to the hot batman - w4m (kendall)
Hey hot batman...We made uncomfortable eye contact the other day in the grocery. It was beyond awkward, so I decided to follow you out of the store. I watched you help that little old man getting his groceries into his car. I had to talk to you, so I pretended I was lost and asked you for directions. Your directions were actually wrong, but I didn't have the heart to tell you that. Oh well. I appreciated the help. Or, the hope to help.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1129289494.html

CAR SEX WHATSS YOUR NAME???? - m4w - 22 (MONTYS GROVE..)
HEYYY I WAS AT MONTYS ALONE AT THE BAR AND SO WHERE YOUUU I BOUGHT YOU A FEW DRINKS... AND HAD A GREAT CONVERSATION... WE DECIDED TO GO TO MY CAR....... WE HAD AWESOME HOT SEX. I LOVE YOUR KISSESS!! I CALLED A CAB FOR YOU.. YOU WERE SUPER DRUNKK ONCE YOU HAD LEFT I REALIZED I NEVER GOT YOUR NAME OR NUMBER!!! WHERE ARE YOUUU???
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1167050611.html

cutie at Dunkin Donuts - m4w (rock island rd, near walmart??)
Hi, you asked about computer virus protection. I was (still am) going through a rough time, and did'nt keep the conversation going. I should have... you're really, really cute (but obviously a lot younger than me). If you're interested, please respond, I could use another friend (or more) right now.
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mis/1161404334.html

Did you see me driving topless? - w4m - 28 (I95 South)
Last week I got the urge to get a little crazy. So I stripped down to my undershirt while driving. Then I pulled my boobs up to the top of my bra. All while driving. It was so exciting! So the next day (Thursday) as I was driving I managed to do the same thing only that time i pulled one boob out completely!!! OMG!! Even as I was stuck in traffic on US1. It was exhilarating! But also nerve-wracking. I was kind of hoping some guy would see me. But I guess it didn't happen. Not that I know of. Just curious if anyone saw me. I was in a white mini van.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1164609130.html

EquilibriummooommyyGod!

Coexist

Missed Connection Mondays

If you don't know what Missed Connections is, Go to Craiglist click on Missed Connections and have a field day. It's the 21st Century way of stalking people.You just post creepy messages describing what and when you saw someone doing something. Usually a person you're attracted to, Or a person you just want to stalk in your free time. It's some of the saddest stuff you'll ever read, while at the same time you're laughing your ass off reading it.

Drunk rollerbladers - m4w (Northeast St. Pete)
looking for the 2 cute drunk girls on rollerblades heading to McDonalds at 2:30 in the morning email me back and lets have some fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1155335284.html

bartender at Mojo's - m4w - 26 (lakeland)
you filled my beer up really fast. beer after beer, you kept it full. yeah, you was actin like a bitch, but you wanted some cock in ur life. u NEED some cawk in ur life girl. that way you won't be so mean at work. can i put my cawk in ur life and mouf and pussy hole. u'll be servin beers with a smile. u mean ass bitch, lemme knock the mean right outtcha. you little slut, you know you want it.
http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mis/1151944220.html

Thank You to Whomever Left the Package of Diapers at my Front Door - m4m (N. Pinellas)
Daddy will put them to use...
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1160116528.html

cute toes and feet - m4w - 30 (St Pete)
you have the cutest little toes. I love them short and stubby. I would rub them for you all day long. If you have these toes contact me
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1167837606.html

Shipwrecked

Awhile back I was invited to a skate contest on the USS North Carolina, an old WW2 Battleship. I didn't ask questions, Free plane ticket and I was there. I don't understand how they came up with the idea to have a bunch of skaters come and deface a piece of history. Nonetheless, I was going so I decided to take some photos. Who knows when i'll be on another Battleship?

Where's the Chicken?

The Popeyes Chicken Epidemic

Mitch Mitchell R.I.P.

Skating in New York with a cell phone

Lurking near the Williamsburg bridge

Kickturn

Grindage

Seaport Sunset

Ahoy New Jersey!

Three's company

Rocket Science

"I think?"

Famous Last Words

I wish I could have been around to have met Mr. Allison