Ghetto X-Mas with Santa!

When Santa is not out spreading goodwill to all mankind....He's busy coaching a Women's College basketball team. Some how these photos slipped through the cracks.

Merry Christmas from Chuck & Bobby

if you have to ask, you'll never know.

10 Interesting Facts About Home Alone

Thanks to Buzzfeed for compiling this list...to one of the most classic movies from my childhood.


Daniel Stern agreed to have the tarantula put on his face for exactly one take. He had to mime screaming because the noise would have scared the spider, and the scream was dubbed in later.


In the scene where Harry bites Kevin's finger, Joe Pesci actually bit Macaulay Culkin, leaving a scar on his finger.


John Candy filmed his part in only 1 day, albeit an extremely long 23-hour day. The story about having once forgotten his son at a funeral home was entirely improvised. His part is obviously inspired by the character he played in Planes, Trains & Automobiles.


Angels with Filthy Souls is a fictional gangster film and was made specifically for the film. There is also a sequel to the film, Angels with Even Filthier Souls, in the sequel.


Robert De Niro turned down the role of Harry.


The “evil furnace” in the basement was done by two guys with fishing line and flashlights.


The issue of Playboy that Kevin finds in Buzz's room is from July 1989 with Erika Eleniak as Miss July.


The role of Uncle Frank was written for Kelsey Grammer.


The picture Kevin finds of Buzz's girlfriend was actually a picture of a boy made up to look like a girl because the director thought it would be too cruel to make fun of a girl like that.


The Talkboy was originally conceived as a non-working prop for Home Alone, used by Macaulay Culkin's character. In 1993 it was made into a retail version, brought on by a massive letter-writing campaign by young fans of the film. (I remember getting the Talkboy for christmas and being so hyped on it)

Missed Connection Mondays

To the cute Gryffindor at Hogwart's shop - m4w - 25 (Wizarding World of Harry Potter)
On sunday I tried buying a Slytherin scarf from you and you told me Slytherin weren't worth it. I found you extremely cute and interesting, and you carry yourself way better than most Gryffindors. I'm pretty intereted in you, and I could show you that some Slytherin are not bad at all, all it takes is a reply from you.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2110564929.html

GOOD TIMES AT PITA PIT - m4w - 24 (soho tampa)
Ok, this is funny.. Your my friends sisters friend.. We all made fun of these post while we were eating at Pita Pit. I was making fun of you too.. Calling you too young and that you were Jamaican but didn’t look like it at all.. I was singing " I am Jamaican, and I have a bobsled team, Cool Running’s! hahaha, kiss me lucky egg.." I don’t think you liked that too much.. But I do think you are really cute and wanted you to call me last night but you didn’t.. So mad.. lol I don’t remember if I gave your friend my number awhile back or not.. But as lame as this sounds, If you get this... message me back and we hook up something’s.. LOL
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/2118030275.html

TACO BELL - m4w - 24 (mills orlando)
i saw a cute young blue eyed girl, couldn't take my eyes off of you. Really just wanted a blow job and a chalupa. Interested?
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2104243713.html

R.I.P. Captain Beefheart

7x13=28

William (Bud) Abbott and Lou Costello (born Louis Francis Cristillo) performed together as Abbott and Costello, an American comedy duo whose work on stage, radio, film and television made them the most popular comedy team during the 1940s. They sure don't make em like they used to.

Mr. Blume

"You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you."

ATLiens

Kriss Kross was playing somewhere in the distance


sidewalks need more mattresses


sadly this is as far as we got in the corn maze


wax it up

....you don't say

say cheese


CHEESE!


a dab of perfection


if only you knew


this was on the wall in the room we were staying at

the Bible's new new testament

We Didn't Just Put That On TV Did We?

Missed Connection Mondays

Cooooookie!

Cell Phone Databank

This is a collection of random clips from my cell phone. Enjoy.

The Many Uses of Chapstick

Ana Ruby Falls

Ana Ruby Falls, Helen Georgia. - Oct 3rd, 2010

I see you in slow, I see you in Slow Motion!

Superchunk is still putting on harder then bands half their age. They are incredible live, they have an energy I haven't seen in a long time. They also played an amazing set list, adding in some lesser known songs like Mower and Hello Hawk. If Superchunk would of asked me "hey, can you pick out three songs to end our encore with?" I would of answered..."Slack Motherfucker(5:09), Precision Auto(7:07), and end it all with Throwing Things,(10:38)." Which is exactly what they did. Couldn't of asked for a better show. Check out more photos here.

Lil' Bieber

Missed Connection Mondays

1970's Girl Named Possum - m4w - 57 (Polk County)
I'm looking for a woman, would be in her 50's now. She was short blonde and had a western belt with 'POSSUM' on back. She was into horses, rodeo. Went to River Ranch an other country places. Does anyone know anything about her?
http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mis/2030890111.html

My face, your ass - m4w (Tally)
Sitting in class, I found myself enshrouded in your heavenly ass gas. You kept letting them out, one by one, without a care in the world, silently....and I couldn't help but lose myself in your aroma. As it filled my nose, mouth, and lungs, I couldn't stop wishing that you could do that on my face. It would be bliss - would that I could have been your chair that day...mmm.
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/2028466629.html

You farted in Publix yesterday - m4w - 41 (Clearwater)
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/2081287206.html

Deerhunter + Coco = Awesome

I know I post about Deerhunter a lot on here, but I don't care, i'm gonna keep on posting. I've been listening to them so long and watching them grow, it's like a mom watching her kids grow up. So this is a proud moment, as it's their big national TV debut. Keep on going guys! Make me proud!

Listen to David Cross

Tobias Fünke a.k.a. Mrs. Featherbottom