Missed Connection Mondays

still looking for girl selling taser at mall - m4w (lake wales)
you were sitting outside eagle ridge food court selling a taser i gave you some money to buy your kids diapers i think your really sexy i hate myself for not trying to hook up with you then please get with me i dont care about your martial status if your single or not i just wanna get with you please respond with your name
http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mis/1360080279.html

Burger King Closer - m4w - 27 (Winter Park)
I came in late. Made a sarcastic comment about the one door being locked as I entered. I had ordered some things through the window that were going to take a while. I was giving a fellow student a ride home as you were cleaning the tables and ready to go home. = [again sarcasim]
It started off quaint as I was drinking the milkshake while waiting, I noticed your heart shaped tatoo behind your left ear. It really intrigued me. I think you noticed me too..Maybe? Hopefully, not as just another crazy guy in Burger King.
I felt horrible for my companies decision to stay and eat inside, and was glad to see you relieved of your duties. I was on the line of saying something to you before I left as you sit smoking a ciggarette. I just didn't want to be too brash...I probably didn't seem like it, but I am fairly shy when it comes to seeing a cute girl. Even if she is in her work attire at the end of her shift. =]
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1379427046.html

Posted on Toilet-Stool.com - m4w - 34 (Orlando)
"I just got back from Disney World with some of my college girlfriends. One day we were on Pirate of the Caribbean about halfway through when the ride had a problem and all of the boats got stuck just sitting there for an hour before it finally got moving again. Well during that time I had to go to the bathroom so bad it wasn't even funny. I was wearing black shorts about mid-thigh length and after 30 minutes couldn't hold any more and peed myself slowly a few seconds at a time since nobody could see the wetness on the black shorts. My friends didn't even know. But then I realized how bad I needed to poop, too, and was farting badly. My friend next to me asked if I was ok but I had to whisper to her the truth that I had already peed my shorts and was about to poop myself, too. She said it was ok and my friends would understand and not make fun of me. I tried to hold it longer but soon the turn was pushing its way out and squishing into my panties under my butt and I couldn't stop it so I lifted my butt off of the seat a few inches and all the poop just pushed out really fast into a giant lump in my panties. At least it wasn't runny or anything. I slowly lowered myself back down on the seat and the poop smooshed out flat and some of it came out of my panties and onto my upper thighs and butt cheeks. it was nasty. When we finally got off I waddled into the bathroom and into a stall, took off everything and my friend bought me a new pair of shorts, but there were no panties, so I had to go commando after that and just threw away my ruined clothes." If this is your story/post, I would love to get in touch with you. I've had similar experiences and would love to just talk. Please email me if you are interested.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1379208575.html