Monday, October 12, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

SUPER SEXY diamond-studded bald black man in West Boca Plaza! - w4m - 37 (Boca Raton)
I was shopping in the West Boca Plaza on Saturday - 09/ 12/09, & I saw u walking around the parking lot; picking up trash. OMG...u looked SO damn yummy! Ur skin was glistening in the sun, & when I drove by, I noticed that u are very handsome as well! I was in a black Cadillac SUV. I shop there often, & hope to eventually run into you. Hope u read this! I would like to know more about you.
http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/mis/1379053278.html

Hey Ken G- Corrections Officer - w4m - 40 (Wellington)
Ken G from NMB-Your wife is going to find out what a cheating scumbag you are. She will find out EVERYTHING. You are a complete loser and do not deserve her.
I hope she leaves you and takes you for everything.
BTW- now that you will be single, you may want to learn how to please a woman.
http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/mis/1364131058.html

Cereal aisle in PUBLIX - m4w - 39 (Sunrise (Comm. Blvd.)
To the beautiful woman in the Publix on Commercial Boulevard, in-between Nob Hill Road and Pine Island Road ... Thank you for your help on a Wednesday evening earlier this month [September 2] with the "buy one, get one free" cereals. We both learned a thing or two about expiration dates on cereal boxes. How can I ever thank you?
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mis/1397746145.html

2 comments:

booby tassles said...

Imagine the conversations if your common bond was "cereal."

Petunia said...

cooOOOKIE CRISP!!