Monday, November 16, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

Jewish People UCF - m4w - 28 (Oviedo)
Not sure craigslist works or not but i will give it a shot. To the absolutely gorgeous girl who sits near me me in Hansons Jewish People 1 on Tuesday nights: Sorry for staring i couldn't help but glance your way. Your a knockout! Hit me back if you read this.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1460899767.html

cute magic man at downtown disney - w4m (buena vista drive)
you taught my brother magic and were super cute/nice and I am sorry I was so shy & never really got to say goodbye before I left and I leave florida for good in 6 days.
remember, the short girl with a weird voice and you were scared to guess my age?
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1467472424.html

To the blind girl I used to follow - m4w - 26 (E Orlando)
I think you are beautiful. Its an overused adjective true, but none the less,
even though you cant see me, i hope you might think my voice is attractive. I used to see you walking around, and hoped one day i could muster up the nerve to talk to you. Im am too shy, and im sure you never even noticed i was there sweaty hands weighing my options. Im sure you must have heard my heart beating a million miles a minute.
i scurried off head in my hands, and you vanished.
I went home, and signed up for a blind / impaired website asking for advice form fellow blind people about how to approach you, i got bitched at for assuming blind people were different to approach than anyone who was not blind. I didnt mean any harm, i just rarely am around blind people, and didnt know how to approach her. To be honest, i am rarely around women as beautiful as she is. Blind or not. I also got scolded on the blind forum for admitting to having tried to blindfold myself and see what things were like without sight. I didnt mean any harm by it, i just wanted to find a common topic to approach you with so i could just start a conversation. I saw you around a few more times, even tried talking to you, but i think you are to smart for me, you sure read more than I do. at any rate, i havent seen you out and about in some time. school has me to busy to "hang out" where you frequent, and when i do get the time you are no where to be found, I hope you find this, and you are still single, although someone as phenomenal as yourself wont stay single long im sure.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1460772735.html

3 comments:

booby tassles said...

Reading is easy with eyeeeees closed. Misunderstanding all you can't see.

lakelander said...

i blindfold myself all the time just to see what its like, i'll meet a blindy some day too. good to know im not alone

Petunia said...

we need braille missed connections