Missed Connection Mondays

Hipster girl smoking on burrito brothers patio wearing blue blockers - m4w - 19 (BURRITO BROTHERS!)
Super high pants. You were with your friend. I don't think you guys said a word to each other cause you guys were on your iPhones. That's fine. I can be your friend. You can not talk to me. I just want to look at you. You lit it up a cigarette. It was hot. Too hot. I told you to put it out and you obliged. There's more where that came from, sister. I've got a lot of money. They pay me well. I am the boss. I can buy you some clothes. Respond with what you ordered. I don't want to be alone anymore. It's so hot out :( I need your icy stare.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1815808530.html

you came to work without panties - m4w - 47 (your apt.)
Just wanted to say hello and let you know I still think about you.All those nights in your bedroom,and all the times at work.What I remember most is banging you as you were looking out the window at cars going by.That and your ex in the next room made it something to remember.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1841296341.html

Hottie Tater Tottie - m4w - 33 (Jax Beach Bitch!!!)
I saw you on Atlantic Beach Blvd today, and almost crashed as I was driving by. You were wearing daisy dukes, and pushing a shopping cart full of kids. I don't think that any of them were mine, but who knows??? Damn Jim Beam...anyway, seeing you today really took me back to the trailer park and gave me a super duper woody all the way home :) my steering wheel is kinda sticky now, but it was worth it. I'd like to bend you over that shopping cart some time and eat that ass, yummy...
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/1848892237.html