Missed Connection Mondays

Applebees Girls - m4w - 22 (Davenport, FL)
Looking for any girl that works at applebees davenport, every girl that works there are gorgeous
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2006056064.html

The hot construction worker in downtown - w4m - 30 (Downtown)
I see u passing by all the time. And when you do my panties get wet; Maybe is your yellow helmet, I don't know... my rubber ducky, the one I used to play with In the tub was yellow, that probably explains why I get horny, or maybe is your smile... My ex the one who was into meth and crack had the same smile... I gets me all worked up... I don't know... I just wanted to let you know that if I see you I'll stop pretending to be a lady and I will jump you like the little hore I am, that's right I said it!, but keep it mind that after that, I'll go back to be a princess looking for her knight i'n shining armour and dreaming about the prince rescuing me... The little girl that wants true love. Till then be ready for the fuck of your life my hard working, toothless, blue collar working man!!!
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2000118019.html

Energetic hair at Home Depot - w4m - 23 (home depot on 441)
You have fantastic hair that you said many people have likened to Kramer's from Seinfeld, are rather energetic yourself, love cinema, mentioned screenwriting and you are(/were?) a psych major. Today (Saturday), I made a snarky remark about your impressive ability to count. You got flustered and blamed your college education.
Holy bejesus, you are hot as shit, and I want to do dirty things to you while running my fingers through said fantastic hair. I have no idea if you found me at all attractive, as I was dressed rather boringly in all black and my hair was, well, big.. but if you did - you should let me know!
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/2009955144.html