Wide Load

Damn it feels good to be a Gangster

Scchhaaaeffeerrrr!

Perry Bible Fellowship

Get the Groooove of things!

This is proof of why Youtube is one of the best inventions in the world.

What's for Lunch?

I'm sure you've all seen this photo. For those of you who have missed out, here it is in all it's glory.

"5 dollar Foot Longs atop a Skyscraper" (New York Construction Workers Lunching on a Crossbeam) is a famous photograph taken by Charles C. Ebbets during construction of the GE Building at Rockefeller Center in 1932.

The photograph depicts 11 men grubbing down, chillin on a girder with their feet dangling hundreds of feet above the New York City streets. Ebbets snapped da photo on September 29, 1932, and it appeared in the New York Herald Tribune in its Sunday photo supplement on October 2. He was maxin out on the 69th floor of the GE Building during the last months of construction. When he got historic on us and shot his boys chowin down.

MLK Day

This was his last speech before being assasinated. Which now has been shown was carried out by your very own Government and Military.

Yobama!

Homeland Security

In case you set yourself on fire, Do not run.


If you see a Terrorist arrow pin it up against the wall.


When exposed to a Hazardous unknown substance, Stand and think about it. Do not seek medical attention.


Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you see this smooth criminal, run away and make sure not to look into his eyes.


If your exit is blocked, Karate chop it open.


If your building collapses, get under a table and do yoga immediately.


Try to absorb the radiation in your groin area. The fastest you absorb it the better. So far the most radiation absorbed was done in 5 minutes 12 seconds.


After being exposed to radiation you may grow in size. Watch your head.


If exposed to NickelBack, P.O.D. or Creed. Assume the fetal position, or run away as fast as you can.


The middle of a terrorist attack is not an appropriate time for catching up on your reading or paperwork.


If your intended destination suddenly gets vaporized. Pull over and enjoy the light show.

Where are my Eyebrows!!!?

I just realized Whoopi Goldberg doesn't have eyebrows. I'm intrigued by this, I just wonder what she does about the sweat. I mean she's gotta be perspiring by the buckets, lugging that 30 pound thing/hairstyle around all day.

Not Newsworthy?

So this happened New Years day. Apparently it's being covered up by the mainstream media. I haven't seen one word of this on the news since it happened. Not even on Yahoo headlines or anything. Nothing. I feel that the 5 people that come and check this site need to see this. I'll just let the videos speak for themselves.



and here's the more disturbing angle

Monstro captured

this is how we do it

in the year 2009

Baby Teez

KSnags and the Bodfather

we were worried

and this is why

it gets slippery on the "666 fuck bitches" table

this should make it less slippery

get back up and try again

Seth's face says it all

her shoe was later discovered

Goonie's back

case in point

pink cup

someone's wearing a t-shirt

iPhone comes in handy on how to tie a tie

This is not right

"Shoots flaming balls carefully raed"

Chopper Style

Empire State Building

from a disposable camera...