Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Friday, April 29, 2011

Switch Your Bookmarks

Head over to Youcantlitterwithabanana.com for more of what you've come to know and love, it's been fun.

Thursday, April 28, 2011


Goodbye bigger and better things to come. Stay posted.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

I Love Your Shoes

My mind is officially blown.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Monday, April 25, 2011

Missed Connection Mondays

To the girls that saw me walking Nude at the beach - m4w (Jax Beach)
I decided I wanted to take a naked stroll on the beach Saturday night. It was around 2:00 a.m., so it's pretty vacant at that time. I stripped off in the parking lot and started walking toward the beach. Then there you were. Two beautiful girls walking right toward me. I figured rather than run and hide just act cool and keep going so I did. I'm not sure what was going through your minds, but you didn't act scared, so that was cool of you. I hope that you enjoyed the show and maybe a few laughs. Oh and if you want to try a nude beach walk sometime just hit me up :)

Freak in Walmart... shaved head and pig tails - m4w - 27 (NPR walmart- SR54)
you were checking out in the lane behind me... i wanted to say something but when i was done being rung up you were gone... i saw you putting your cart away as i was leaving... didn't get to say anything... but your tattoos... shaved head... tube socks! damn.. i thought you were amazing! if you fall into the .01% category of someone who might actually see this, let me know what kind of car you left in.... or who you were with.... you're damn sexy!

Vomitting outside of Balls - m4w - 24 (Midtown)
I saw you vomitting outside of Balls and thought it was sexy. I was so turned on I almost built up the courage to say something to you. I had just got done puking in the bathroom trashcan at Gator City myself. I felt a deep connection, I've never felt anything like this before. we must be soul mates. We should get drunk and smush.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Thursday, April 21, 2011

S.F. Cell Phone Dump #2

Near Union Square

The view from Ian's apartment in North Beach

Best burger ever at KK Cafe

On that come up

Ben master chef

The view from Leo's apartment

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Monday, April 18, 2011

Simple Misunderstanding

S.F. Missed Connection Monday

To my naked neighbors-thanks! - m4w - 28 (alamo square / nopa)
Dear neighbor who lives next door, one floor down, and sometimes washes dishes naked, I want you to eat more food. Not because I'm calling you too skinny; your body is very pleasantly proportioned. No, I just want you to generate more dishes, and more opportunities for me to peep at you from my bedroom window. You are beautiful, and have brightened so many of my days.

I've been exercising, working on losing weight and building muscle, because I believe in equal-opportunity-voyeurism. I see all these little cute butts in yoga pants, and I feel badly for staring, because no one's going to stare at my fat, bearded, Zack Galifianakis-lookin' self. I WANT to be objectified, made into a piece of meat, stripped naked in the female mind. Therefore, I am working out, in hopes that someday when you're washing dishes naked, you might catch a glimpse of me playing my cello in my birthday suit and think, "wow, he has Ryan Reynolds' 'Blade II' body, and Zach Galifianakis' 'The Hangover' beard, that dude is jammin'" (or whatever ladies say when objectifying a man), and be inspired to write your own w4m missed connection, thanking your naked cello-playing neighbor for brightening your life in a small way.
More here...http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/mis/2331779336.html

Sunday, April 17, 2011

S.F. Cell Phone Dump #1

Jata straight from Czar to Tampa International Airport

Flying over the Sierra Nevada

Pushing down Market Street

Colin and Leo walking up the hills in the Upper Castro/Haight area

The view from the top

This photo does no justice, harsh bricks then land down hill into an intersection. Notice how small the people are at the bottom.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Pre Wu-Tang

Recently resurrected from the past is this incredibly rare footage of the Wu-Tang founding members; GZA (aka The Genius), The RZA (aka Prince Rakeem) and ODB (aka Ason Unique). The Wu appears in this clip on a public access show called Rhythm & Soul promoting GZA’s first LP Words From The Genius. This video clip is a rare peek into hip-hop’s past featuring some iconic yet extremely dated hairstyles and fashion (acid wash!). The interview culminates with an epic freestyle by the Genius who drops it acapella over an ODB beatbox. The most sober I’ve ever seen him too. Simply classic....via Egotrip

Friday, April 15, 2011

North Beach

Found some old friends in Frisco' Jata was behind the lens

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Life Changing

This video played a huge roll in my life, especially at an easily influenced age. It changed my whole perspective. I remember being about 14 or 15 and just waiting everyday for it to come out. I miss the days where you looked forward to a video coming out that you could hold in your hands...and the only way to watch it was to buy it, or go to a skate shop and hope they were playing it. I still have my original VHS copy at my parents house, although mine was orange. I've never seen a yellow one before?

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Finish HIm

Aaron Knows The Deal

Aaron Austin sent me this text the other day. Classy Littering.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Friday, April 8, 2011

San Francisco Vacation

The posts might slow down here a bit...as I'm leaving in about five hours to go stay with my friend Ben who you can mid nose grind above, and in the back drop is the beautiful city of San Francisco, where I will be exploring for the next two weeks.(click the photo, then click it again to see it in it's full magnitude)

Monkey See Monkey Do-Do

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Cell Phone Dump

All Green Errything


Frank constructed some extra run-up for the porch gap

Killer Club

Baby Swicegood

Monday, April 4, 2011

Bad Timing

Missed Connection Mondays

Nathaniel rollerblading on Rickenbacker Bridge - w4m - 28 (Rickenbacker to Key Biscayne)
You're named Nathanial and you stopped to introduce yourself to me on the bike path on the Rickenbacker bridge. We had a long conversation about health and fitness. I don't think you caught onto the fact that I'm married, so that's why I didn't meet you today at the park like you asked me to. I love my husband and I don't think I should spend time alone with other guys like that.

ZOMBIES ON FOWLER - w4m - 18 (In front of USF)
So, I was driving down the road when I saw you guys standing infront of USF, I took one guys photo he stopped and smiled. I just wanted to thank you because I was going home from the hospital where someone who is dear to me is dyeing. I just wanted to thank you for making me smile the rest of the car ride home. You seem like pretty cool guys. =]

plant city hairdresser to hairdresser - m4w - 32 (plant city)
hi there you work in a plant city haircut place or salon. we are a customer of yours and by we I mean me and my wife. we have came in there at least twice to get her a haircut. the last time day we spoke she dyed her hair blue or at least part of it. you know me the husband as a prior hairdresser. me and her r swingers but we just do not publicize it. I and her are very interested in you. you are a lot younger than us but we find you very attractive. there was a blonde lady that was with you the same day as a hairdresser and she was beautiful just as well. so if she sees this as well please do not hesitate to respond. if you are not into the wife then maybe me and you can do something together. if this is you please reply with something that you know about us.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Epic Win

Once you make it this far in life you have a pass to do whatever the fuck you want, if that includes drinkin' some beer and getting down to some Zeppelin then do it big.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Friday, April 1, 2011

Deerhunter on BBC 6

Deerhunter visited the BBC 6's Mark Riley for some chit-chat and to perform some songs. Last time they visited his studio they debuted the song "Helicopter". This time they debuted a new song "60 Cycle Hum", which was written during a recent soundcheck in Glasgow. They also played "Octet" from Cryptograms, and an awesome new version of "Memory Boy". Not only that they also performed a cover of Magazine's "The Light Pours Out of Me".

Skip to about five-and-a-half minutes into the broadcast to hear "Octet" and the Magazine cover, and skip to 49 minutes in to check out the new song and "Memory Boy".

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Right Hook

Greer Barnes

I just discovered this guy Greer Barnes, and he's hilarious. Judging from the videos looks like he's been around since the early 90's. I caught a re-run of his old Comedy Central special, and I can't find any of it online. Except three one minute clips on Comedy Central's website, that weren't even the best parts. His impressions and sound effects are amazing. Below is a good collection of stuff I could find. Enjoy.

Gays in the Military

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mike Tyson in a jail cell

Suspicious activities, and Ping Pong in Harlem

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Shoe Licker

Alex Donahue with Ybor City's finest....the infamous shoe licker

Monday, March 28, 2011

Digital Dime-Bag

A mellow Sunday in Lakeland, courtesy of SkullRash.

Missed Connection Mondays

Megacon_Star Wars section - m4w - 26 (Convention Center)
You were alone trying to take a picture of yourself with Han Solo in Carbonite (I think...I can't remember now), but, I asked if you needed help and you gladly accepted. I turned around and missed what you said and completely regret not even trying to talk to you. I was wearing a thin gray cardigan, blue/dark blue striped V, and dark colored jeans with a grey pork-pie fedora. I hoped to have spotted you somewhere during the convention, but, it obviously never happened. I don't wanna wonder what couldn've been.

girls that almost hit me at walmart - m4w - 22 (thomasville rd)

you both were in a white car i was walking in to walmart and youall almost hit me and then started laughing , since youall tried to hit me i thought ill hit on youall if you read this get back at me

FUCK YOU right back at you :p - w4m - 98 (University& 17th)
YOU, underaged, sweaty, "super college", white boy bonehead
ME, walking along university and 17th
I just wanted to say, it was super awesome and sexy how you cowly and awkwardly shouted "FUCK YOU" from a slow moving honda civic at me. It was hot and definitely unexpected for someone like you. yr underwhelming gesture left me wanting more, quit trying to play itsuper cool boy lol :)

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Pole Dancing For The Lord

Can somebody please explain this one to me?

Friday, March 25, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

A Winning Night

Locash Reunion Party. Saturday Night. March 19th, 2011.