Thursday, December 31, 2009

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Monday, December 28, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

Best Buy - m4w - 23 (Lakeland)
I would just like to say thank you to all the hot women that came into Best Buy this Christmas season. You make going to work every day worth it. Again, thank you.

We argued the periodic table... - w4m - 23 (Broward )
I'd like to say we had real chemistry...
I was determined to change calcium into a nonmetal, you wanted to argue the point..
You shot me sly smiles and made me blush...
I'd love to connect with you again, maybe this time talk about Schrodinger...

Did Any Women See Me In My Red Dress Shirt/BlackVest/ Checkered Vans?? - m4w - 22 (Hard Rock Hollywood Casino)

Yeah, so I got pretty sick of walking around in public looking my best, waiting for a woman to notice me and write about me on missed connections, so I decided I should just be passive aggressive like a little weasel and take the initiative to ask if anyone saw me at the Hard Rock on the 26th in the daytime.
I know, I know. That's not normally how these things work, but seriously? Screw you. I've been walking around looking hot forever, and nobody has said a damn thing to me in person or on these forums. How dare you.

any cougars want to taste the sausage? - m4w - 35 (US 1)
I saw a couger sipp coffee. Are there any cougers who like to taste a sausage (made in Mexico)? I will rake the leaves off of your lawn for free.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Random Camera Dump

Ybor 7th Ave, always a nice quiet place for a nap.

He loves it.

Road Trippin.

T4Prez does not discriminate.

Joe getting beer baptized by Alex.

Posse deep.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

Walmart girls in mens restroom - m4w - 40 (Fort Myers)
You are the two women who entered the mens room while the ladies was being cleaned, I was the guy standing at the urinal when you entered. I wouldnt have minded if you had come in. I was just letting you know that this was the mens room because if you had come in a little farther you would have had a birds eye view of my junk, i did not want you to be offended, but for my part, it was cool, cause im a bit of an exhibitionist myself.

Nice Package - w4m - 25 (Duval)
Wow, What do you have there. I saw you wearing some daring spandex shorts. Nice Package. Meet me back at Sloppy Joes if you see this. I want to see if that is for real or not. Wear that again if you dare.

Re: Nice Package - m4w - 35 (Duval Street)
Yes, That was me... Let me first say thank you. I'm glad that you liked what you saw. I tried to email you but I guess I will have to meet you at Sloppy Joes. I will be wearing blue spandex shorts today. This time come up and say hello. And by the way, yes it is for real. See you soon.

a one night stand w/ a Denise in 1990 - w4m - 19
Hello, I'm looking for a man who may have had a one night stand around March in 1990 with a woman named Denise, about 23 years old with really curly hair. If so, please get in contact with me, for I am the product of YOUR casual/sexual encounter Lol. Though it does not bother me one bit, and I've been adopted by a WONDERFUL family, I'm still curious as to who my birth father is and would like to know more about him to know more about myself (especially any health-related problems). My birthmother,Denise told me it was this one man, but when we got a DNA test, it turned out to be negative which was disappointing. Here are some of my characteristics: blue eyes, curly hair, fair skin, I get red extremely easily (so maybe my birthfather is irish?), I'm VERY allergic to cats and somewhat allergic to everything else with fur, I have a dimple in my chin when I smile (so maybe that means my birthfather is italian?), I'm hyperflexive, VERY artistic, have asthma, practically perfect teeth (never had braces, a cavity, etc), have anxiety, LOVE food, have smaller feet than my birthmother's side of the family (I'm a size 6), I'm also shorter (5'2"), and yeah. That's about all I can think of right now.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Blonde vs Brunette

I shot this photo at the beach awhile back, These ladies weren't friends or anything. They just stood in their designated hair color group and talked shit on the other group.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Love Hate Relationship

The first time I met Bobby was when Josh Stewart and I picked him up from the airport. We were driving around and Josh was trying to explain to him who Lee Berman was. So Josh says "You know him, he had a trick that you would hate on in the first montage of Static 2..Bob interrupted to say "What that 5.0 to fakie in Boston".... That 5.0 to fakie was done by me, and I was in the backseat. Needless to say we had a bumpy ride. To this day Bobby Puleo is still one of my favorites to watch, and if he thinks you suck he will tell you.
The last two photos were stolen from ChromeBallIncident

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Mike, Wayne, Joe and Steve

This is my good friend Steve B. He loves public urination,and
filming all the weird shit NYC has to offer on his digi camera.
Hopefully he makes more of these, because I know he's sitting on
some gems. Check out his blog HERE

*whoops there was footage in there that wasn't ready for the masses sorry had to be removed*

Monday, December 14, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

need a girl that likes 3some - m4w - 24 (orlando)
is going to be our first time for a 3some we just want to heat up relationship a lit..more.

To the girl I didn't find sexy, but apparently do now. - m4w - 26 (Campus area)
So, at the time I thought you were incredibly boring and had no intention to call you.
You: Didn't laugh at any of my jokes, you gave monosyllabic answers, despite being asked questions that required more than one word answers, and you didn't like Arrested Development.
Me: Found your stories snobby, your body too skinny, and your social skills to be those of someone who's been in solitary confinement for years. However, something happened yesterday. I found that thinking of you produced a massive erection. I didn't attribute it to you, immediately, just the fact that I hadn't had sex in a while. But then, today, the same thing happened. Coincidence? I think not. Maybe there was something there after all. I'm somewhat sorry I lost your number.

I lost your number because my wife took my phone - m4w - 33 (Windemere)
Well, I'm taking a bunch of heat right now but I have a new e-mail address and maybe you'll see this and we can hook back up. Don't know where or when we'll be able to meet up because there are trucks outside my house CONSTANTLY but once things settle down and my mother-in-law hits the road, we should be able to sneak over behind the Perkins and get nasty in my truck (once I get it back from the shop). Hope to hear from you soon, I am jonesing for some snatch and my wife's sideways smile is colder than a polar bear's toenail. So I know it's really you, let me know what the tattoo on the crest of your ass-crack says. Talk soon, Eldrick

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

Part-Time Skate Photographer

I first met Brad when he was a little weef who could do any trick you told him. Now he's grown up into his own style, and can still do any trick you tell him. He quickly became one of my favorite skateboarders to watch example here. These are some photos I shot awhile back showing Brad around Orlando.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Pay attention ladies

"Research shows that 40% of men suffer from shyness, and 80% of men have been shy at one point in their lives." I think somebody needs a new fact checker.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

i got you in that car accident tonight - w4m - 21 (tampa)
i felt like there was a connection. send me an e-mail if this is you

Your panties looked incredible - m4w - 27 (FSU)
Your panties looked incredible as you stepped off the bus. I could see the strap of your thong for just a moment. I think you know who you are. Those panties aren't your favorite, but they'd mean the world to me. I'll buy them from you for twenty dollars. We can keep this anonymous. Just write me back.

U were a blk guy in a white car - w4m (Lee Rd. Near I4)
I will probably never see you again...but this is worth a shot. You didn't look the type to be on criag's list but I had to give this a try. If any1 might know a black guy that rides a white car, please have him read this. If you believe in chance encounters, in the possibility of somethign real yet wierd coming out of a person's eyes...You were African American, I think. You were in a white car on tuesday morning at 10:37 a.m. You were on the phone and I looked ur way, You had the most Gorgeous eyes!!!! U smiled then I returned the smile. You winked and I returned the wink.
I tried to give you my number but, I went on to I4 and you continued on Lee Rd. I have to find you...I will keep posting until you or one of ur friends see this. If anyone knows a black guy in a white car PLEASE tell him to respond!!!Muaaaahhhh until we meet again.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Gotta Get Up To Get Down

Sometimes you just gotta JUMP! This post is dedicated to David Lee Rock

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Another Day, Another Dollar

Hard at work

Septic ollie

Gap to lipslide for Silent Frank

Discussing the finer things in life...such as paper or plastic?

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Monday, November 30, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

sexy woman that showed valet her boobs - m4w - 23 (clearwater)
thanks for the part of the day

Pearl Necklace - w4m - 25 (Palm Beach)
I'm hoping you remember...we ran into each other at the bank...I was wearing a cute black dress and you commented on my pearl necklace and the rarity of its size and color. You were so cute, I've been kicking myself ever since for not getting your number, I hope you see this and respond.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice - w4m (Ybor)
Queen of Hearts looking for Beetlejuice. You kept messing with my tu-tu. I had a date, had to be respectful...