Monday, June 29, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

Cute, chubby goth girl - m4w (Marineland)
I was just leaving, getting into my black PT Cruiser
you were just arriving, getting out of an SUV driven by either your parents or grandparents (I couldn't tell)
we made eyes more than once, and I just wanted to know more about you

Yellow onions - m4w - 22 (Tampa)
You asked me about onions this evening and you were gorgeous. That's all.

Cyclops - w4m (Islands of Adventure)
This is for you, sexy man in the Cyclops suit. I was there on Thursday for my friends birthday, and you might remember me... I was the one with the shirt... and the hair... oh yeah, and I was all sorts of fucked up. I would like to apologize for my forwardness when I grabbed your ass, but I could just not ignore those buns! I know most of your muscles were fake but I saw right through the spandex body suit to the tall, dark and handsome man underneath... No seriously, we thought you were wearing stilts. I didn't even come up to your armpit, and I'm 5'5". And even though you had a mask on I could tell you looked some kind of Tom Cruise, except more handsome, and not bat-shit Scientologist. And as my luck would have it, you probably have a lovely wife, most likely named Jean. But when she inevitably dies, I can be your Emma Frost. Anyways, I would like to apologize again for my level of drunkenness in a public area before noon... and I looked at the picture once I sobered up and you were just as hot as I remembered, so I know my judgment was just fine. Woody Woodpecker would like to differ, most likely because I told him to "Get it hard for us, Woody!" ...he did not like that at all, and I have the picture to prove it.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

That was a good year

This is the first time I'm putting up some music on YCLWAB. I figured I would start in the 1900's and travel into the year 3000. From a Extraterrestial Gynecologist to some French Electro Pop Rockers. Throw in some late Glam-Trash Halloween Jack. Then top it off with some Middle Eastern-psych-snap-gospel. Enjoy.
Phoenix - 1901
David Bowie - 1984
Yeasayer - 2080
Dr. Octagon - 3000

Thursday, June 25, 2009


Breakfast at Sulimays

We're here but we're not all there - Joe

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I wanna be like Mike

I caught The Bulls vs Jazz Game 6 of the 1998 NBA Finals the other day on NBA Classic. Complete with Jordan's Clutch shot with 6 seconds left, To win the game 87-86 and the series 4-2.
Scoring 45 points in the game, Doing it all in style. Jordan is timeless.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

you on your uke friday night - w4m - 21 (5 points)
My friend and I were walking around the galleries for first Friday when I saw you outside of a coffee shop in 5P. You were in a teal shirt and vest, bandanna and glasses. Later I saw you play your ukulele... the songs were super! Your friends nicknamed you A.C. Slater and you were going to karaoke at the Pearl. Sorry I missed out on seeing you sing some more... I think you are cute and I'd like to get to know you better! Let's ride bikes around riverside and sing sing sing!

McDonalds Babe - m4w - 26 (PC)
You were lovin' it last night in the drive thru. You were in the 94 Dodge party van and ordered strickly off the Dollar menu. I like a woman with strong negotiation skills who tries to get 3 apple pies instead of the traditional 2 for a buck on the menu. You really know what you want. I am impressed by your appetite as you were able to run up a tab of $37.86 strickly off McDoubles, medium fries, and apple pies. Still hungry?

Brandon Tijuana Flats - Redhead at 4-5pm Friday - m4w - 32 (Riverview)
I loved looking at your sexy nipples though your dress. Get rid of the douchebag you were with and let's fuck.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Friday, June 19, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

Miami Metro Zoo - m4w - 28 (Outside My Pavilion)
You: Short, hot, Asian, tank top and jean shorts, taking my picture
Me: Shorter, hairy, mouthful of french fries, sitting on the edge of a moat I Hit you in the chest with a rock trying to get your attention. Then you stormed off...
If you have a change of heart, meet me same time, same place, Sunday. I'll be the one with the NKOTB t-shirt.

Floyd's Last Saturday night - m4w (Hard Rock)
Was talking and dancing with you, you know who you are. I was wearing the shinny red pants and thin red tie. Can't believe I didn't get your name.

We are a group of three attractive men who are hosting an after party at our place tonight. After all the bars and clubs close at 2am we are looking to host a number of people over at our place. We will provide the drinks and music. If you are serious please respond with a picture and we can respond with ours if you really would like to know what we look like. We are all atleast 6 feet tall. Work out 5-6x a week and keep in good shape. We have muscular builds with broad shoulders. We will probably be doing this a few more times including this weekend.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Woodward 08

Check out Coakleys angle for more photos
.scroll down to the 6th of Monday entry

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Every Rose Has It's Thorn

And this thorn was rather sharp and painful...Don't worry, You'll get em next time Brett. Does anyone have any idea why Poison was invited to play The Tony Awards?

Monday, June 8, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

sexy fisherman - w4m - 37 (riverbreeze)
even though you r in a wheelchair, every time i see you my panties get wet. but sumtimz i dont wear any lol. anyhow, please respond with pics and contack info if u see, u can light my fire anytimexoxoxoxoxoxoxox

palace 18 friday u had braces - m4w - 22 (palace 18 theatre)
you were asking about star trek you were super cute with braces and nice hair. i told you the running time. don't know if you saw it but i'd love to take you some time if your interested and not too young for me.

Looking for Skeeter - w4m (East Hill House Party)

Crashed a party in East Hill looking for Dylan, but found you instead. You slapped my ass as I was being carried over a guys shoulder up to the door.
Me: 25 year old College student wearing really short shorts and brown shirt with blue lace under shirt.
You: Hottie that just graduated from Washington High School sitting in the back seat of a mid sized sedan.
As I returned the favor you told me how turned on you were and that you just skeeted.
You offered your virginity and I would love to take you up on that.
If this is you, tell me what color shirt you were wearing and if you’re legal.

Friday, June 5, 2009

New York City with a cell phone....again

Spot Seeker

This lady is just sitting in traffic, As if her shopping cart was her car

Roof Top

Grumpy Old Men

Headin up the Avenues

Above Canal Street


Thursday, June 4, 2009

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Breakfast at Sulimays

disregard the first 40 seconds of the first video

Breakfast at Sulimays is a webshow featuring Bill, Ann, and my personal favorite Joe. I don't necessarily agree with what they say all the time, but you can't argue the fact that at least they're honest. They actually make really good points sometimes(mostly Joe). I could watch this show on mute, Just enjoying their facial expressions. The only problem is I would miss some amazing quotes such as "Is this rap?". Be on the lookout for Joe's "listening face" it's like he's in another world.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

"Nice Legs" at Shell in PBG - m4w - 36 (Donald Ross Shell)
I saw you, and all your sexy legs getting out of your white car at the Shell station on the corner of Donald Ross and Central, last Saturday night. I was the guy on the Harley that you were checking out too. As I rode by, I said, "Niiiiiiice legs..." Unfortunately, I kept on riding. If you'd like to straddle those long legs over my Harley and go for a ride, drop me a line. Tell me what kind of car you were in and the window decal you have on the back.

I saw your breast - m4w - 32 (Gainesville)
I was walking down stairs in main UF library happened to look down and saw your entire right tit!!!!U were coming up the stairs and adjustimg your bra thinking that no one was around.U then noticed me as I tried not to be noticed as I was stunned by the shapliness of what must have been a very boyant size D+ cup.Immediately afterwards I jizzed in my pants..but i dont think u saw that part.If your out there....I NEED TO SEE THAT OTHER BREAST!!!!The future of mankind depends on it.

Cute girl at Burger King near FSU - m4w (Tallahassee)
You were at the Burger King on Tennessee St., around lunchtime. Apparently, your sole mission was to buy the whole set of Star Trek glasses, much to your friend's pseudo-chagrin -- that made me smile.
You were adorable... Be still my beating heart...