Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Fisheye Fun

These are all photos courtesy of my homie Josh Swicegood and his fisheye camera. Check out his blog HERE or just click "Swicecheese" in the Homies links to your right.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

Blonde in yellow strapless dress at the centerville publix - m4w - 21 (centerville publix)
I saw you shopping at the centerville publix. You were wearing a black thong that I could see through the sheer yellow fabric barely covering your ass. I just wanted to let you know that you don't look hot or sexy, you look like you should be standing on a street corner sucking cock for money. You are a trashy whore and I sincerely hope that in the future you opt to cover up a little more (afterall, you don't want your herpes showing through your clothing).

I love to fart! NISSAN - m4w - 36 (US 19 Clearwater)
Brunette. Short. I see you driving all the time. Most resent was on US19 a few days ago. The windows were down. Im sorry for getting so close to your bumper tryn to take a pix of your sticker I love to fart. Your snarl was cute in the side mirror. I was in black Ford 250

punched me in the face - m4w - 26 (Outside Rum Runners)
We had a connection. Your fist to my face. I was trying to holler at your girl who was puking in a cup. I appreciate the knuckle sandwich, I get really hungry when I drink. Punching turns me on.... if you wanna do it again sometime let me know!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Friday, June 25, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Hey Good Lookin...

Here's Some recent plates my Girlfriend and I made. Enjoy.

Chicken Philly with Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms & Provolone cheese. Sweet Potato Fries on the side.

Nacho Salad with fresh lettuce and tomato. Ground beef, sour cream and a lil bit of salsa

Pasta Shells with Chicken, Mushrooms,and Tomatoes. With an Onion, Garlic, and Basil sauce.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Monday, June 21, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

Pay you to kick me in the balls... - m4w - 21 (Tallahassee)
Title says it all... I'm kinky and I like it, so contact me if interested! Willing to pay ;)

Hos Before Bros (Again) - w4m - 100 (A hot and crowded room)
I think you are fine as hell. Also, for some reason, when we were talking the other day i felt a strong compulsion to suck on your toes. Would have been quite odd given the setting and company. Your friends still say you aren't getting any, makes me wonder WTF. I know you are gonna make some nice girl sooo happy sometime soon. In the meantime, wanna make a not-nice girl scream with "happiness" over and over? Text me. Don't be scared, the toe thing is completely optional.

Girl changing in the mall parking lot - m4w - 19 (Gulf View Sq. Mall /In front of Best Buy)
I was walking to my truck GNC bag in hand when I thought I heard a car running. I quickly looked around to make sure I was not about to get crushed when I noticed a bra being held up in the front seat of a car near mine. Was not expecting to be staring at a naked, beautiful, woman such as yourself. As soon as I realized what was going on I quickly looked away although I know we made eye contact. Would have loved to grab a bite and get to know you better or even just say "hi" but it's kinda hard to follow up seeing someone topless with a simple "hello" Anyways, don't think I was creeping, it was just an awkward place for you to be changing. If you by some slim chance read this message me back and tell me what color was the bra you were holding up AND what color was the car you were in. I don't know about you but I'm a single, Florida State, College student whose got nothing to lose and is always looking to meet new people. What's the worst that could happen?

Sunday, June 20, 2010


Two Id's one day note the signatures

This was written in the bathroom at Reservoir

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Right near da Beach BoyyEEE

Being a good samaritan gives you a little bounce in your step

Saw this little guy and had to pull over

Escorted safely to freedom before he was a treadmark

Welcome home little buddy

He looks like Michelangelo's long lost Uncle Mitch Angelo

Beach time

Sweet nectar of the gods

Probably the gayest photo to ever grace the pages of YCLWAB

Matt takin a load! check out for the XXXvideo

The Money-Shot (*Edit: this is the gayest photo to ever grace YCLWAB)

First time for everything

Veteran Fuzzy-Navel Connoisseur

Proper technique

Laid back

Double trouble


Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Homie Hype

My man kSnags....Donkey Kong, Blue Moons, Paper Planes, The Condition.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

I came home for lunch and heard you pleasuring yourself - m4w - 40 (Feather sound)
I think you heard me arrive and knew I was standing outside. You put on an ammazing audio show for me. It was so hot I had wood the entire time. Would love to watch next time.

burger king - m4w - 23 (atlantic/hodges)
i went threw the drive threw around 11:45 tonight. normally i wouldnt post a missed connection just because a cute girl was handing me food but it took me three trips around the building to get my entire order. the third time i pulled up to your window i told you i didnt get my pie. at this point you were kind of leaning over and smiling and asked me what pie. it really took alot out of me not to reply with a sexual inuendo comparing your vagina to a pie i wanted(im not gona lie ive had a few drinks tonight and both your vagina and the pie i ordered sounded prettygood)

anyways i considered pulling around for a fourth time not only to try and get you in my bed tonight but to also get some of those awesome looking funnel cakes. So yeah if this is you and your interested in me coming back around sometime and comparing parts of your anatomy to items off the dollar menu let me know i live close and i eat their all the time. and if it is you and your not interested could you atleast give me your honest opinion about the new ribs? ive been tempted to try them but they cost about as much as they would at any bar b q place and if they suck im going to be disapointed.
also tell me what i ordered so i know it is you.

Howard Franklin - masturbating in traffic - m4w - 27 (Northbound)
You saw me in my car jerking off this afternoon, you couldn't help but watch me as we were driving side by side in traffic on the Howard Franklin Bridge. Let me know if you remember and if you're interested in more

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

Wednesday, June 9, 2010