Missed Connection Mondays

When I lived in my car - m4w (Orlando)
I dreampt of you. maybe you lived in your car too. now I have a room rented, and its too big for just me, it needs you
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1334146416.html

7-11 Maitland Blvd Cute Cashier - m4w - 28 (Maitland)
Sunday afternoon I bought some stuff, we flirted, you gave me 69 cents in change, we both smiled.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1329945594.html

Thick girls at Sonny's - m4w - 23 (Sonnny's on Archer)
I saw your big phat asses at Sonny's on Friday evening. One of you was blond with waved hair and the other one of you was a brunette, you were with a bunch of lame looking dudes. I think one of you was wearing a green blouse, though it was likely covered in sweet-n-tangy barbecue sauce by the time I left. I don't know what the two of you ordered, but I bet you both could polish off a full rack of St. Louis bbq ribs each! I dig that. Both ya'll were thick country girls with plenty cushion for the pushin'. I want to have a threesome with you two. Those guys you were with may possibly think you're both fat and are either cheating on you or secretively unattracted to you. I don't know, they could be just like me. I ain't saying you're not fat, just saying that I dig that, and you both had really pretty faces, and large racks... and that I'd like to hit it from behind. I got five on it. Here's the perfect date: We smoke a blunt, get the munchies, and I take take you both to Gator Docksides for all-you-can-eat wings. And we all eat a lot of wings. Then we have a threesome.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1316944200.html

We all scream for....

I recently was shown this video by my friend Dockery (click). Is this the ice cream kid busting a move to Flo-Rida? (click). I sure hope so.

A Night Out

Nothing Like Some Good Ole' Baby Tossing

Say What?!

Is he in pain...Or is he having the best time of his life. What is Abdias yelling right now? Comment what you think he's yelling. The best Caption wins nothing. Have fun.

Missed Connection Mondays

Sexy Pregnant Woman - m4w - 43 (Tampa)
You were at the park on Tuesday. I just wanted you to know how sexy you looked.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/1306741300.html

We pooped together - m4w - 30 (Floyds)
I don't know what you look like but it was Saturday night and you came into the mens restroom due to the line for the women's was to long and you sat in the stall next to me and pooped just as I was taking a poop. I am not sure what you look like but you sounded hot and we both carried a great conversation. I would like to do it again, so hit me up
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/1304200471.html

Mcdonalds Bush Blvd - m4w - 34 (Tampa)
You helped pay for my extra dressing 0.28$. You had nice tattoo that meant freedom.. I think your cute !
hit me up....
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/1301270810.html

Caved In

The Magic City

Hotel room in Miami via cell phone.

Joe's Birthday Party

This is Joe.^^^ I realized he wasn't in any of the photos, and it was his birthday. He was partying so hard the flashes couldn't capture him. This Saturday night is Matt's Birthday Party. Same place, Same scene. Peep the flyer here(click). Directions here(click). See you Saturday night!

Ellam Inba Mayam for President!

ShaqAttack

I love me some Shaquille O'Neal. (click)

Missed Connection Mondays

Hot girl at panda express - m4w - 19 (St. Cloud)
OMFG I SEEN DA HOTTEST BITCH AT DA PANDA EXPRESS IDK WUT HER NAME WUZ I THINK IT STARTED WIT "A" BUT MAYBE SHE WUZ SPANISH OR SOME SHIT NEWAYZ SHE WAS SO FINE I WANTED TO PUT MAH FINGA IN HER BUTT AND HAVE HER CALD MY MCGILLICUTTY AY GIRL IF U SEE DIS HIT ME UP AIGHT
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1292838499.html

To the surfer girl in blue and white who almost killed me at Cocoa - m4w - 26 (Cocoa Beach Saturday)
I was surfing next to you at Cocoa beach on Saturday (25th). I was wearing a white rashguard and blue hat. You were wearing a blue and white bikini and the cutest smile. Your board got away from you and almost wacked me in the face. Luckily, I have reflexes like a snow leopard and dove under just in time. You started joking with your friend about being the bone crusher. I thought you were super cute but couldn't say anything because I'm a bozo. You seem really sweet and have a cute laugh, I'd like to surf with you again.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1290701353.html

You collect sugar packets!!!! - m4w - 25 (Orlando)
So do I !!!! I thought I was the only one !!
We should get together and compare collections!
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1285871686.html

Quotes from the road

So you're seriously tellin me you've seen a cats dick - Adam

Black Moth Super Rainbow

I saw Black Moth Super Rainbow the other night at Crowbar. I knew going into it, It was gonna be a bizarre show. As soon as I saw a Chinese Faced Chewbacca come on to the stage with a mic...I knew my assumptions were correct. They absolutely killed it live. They even got everyone on stage at one point, While Chewy was off stage diving and lip syncing. They also had a little toy steering wheel amped up to add reverb and would steer it to fade in and out. All in all an amazing show.

Quote From The Road

Are you talking about the old St Louis kid, Shimmy Shimmy Coco Puff! - Aaron

There ought to be more Dragons

After shooting this photo, I really wanted to hang around just to see what was driving this car.

Quote From The Road

If I could suck my own dick, I would never leave the house! - Kyle

A Night Out (The Smiths Edition)

All these photos took place during "This Charming Man" (click). By the way i'm still on the road, Stopped in Raleigh now at My Homies place (click). I have tons of new photos just itching to be uploaded.

Quote From The Road

My first erection was from the red head on X-Files.....Agent Scully!! - Gregis

Quote From The Road

I like fat chicks with firm tits - Cullen

On The Road.

I'm leaving to DC with My homie Aaron, I will be updating when I can.

Royale With Cheese

Samuel never gets old have fun with this soundboard.(click)

Animal Collective

This is what Animal Collective looks like at an oversold show. Fuck FireStone.

Missed Connection Mondays

Walmart auburndale cutie w/ kids - m4w - 30 (Walmart auburndale?)
Well I only came to the walmart to pass sum time and possicly look for a shirt and instead I saw a beautiful sexy woman. We exchanged alot of glances first by the jewelry/woman section then elsewhere in the store. U wore um.... White shorts some kind of floral bluish tanktop I think hoop earings and a definate bob haircut above the shoulders. U were with ur kids or sumones kids. Anyways I had to leave due to work time restraints but if this is u let me know what I was wearing or something so that I know it was u or send me a pic and I'll know. Would love to meet up sumtime. This was the walmart by the flea market 92? By Polk pkwy auburndale exit around 10-1030 this morn. Hope to hear from u even thoughi doubtu r ever on craigslist
http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mis/1283013679.html

RE: Walmart auburndale cutie w/ kids - m4w - 30 (Walmart auburndale?) (Adale)
Yes, I know who you are. We did not exchange “glances” I kept an eye on you because you creeped me out. You stalked me and when I went into the dressing room I only did so to work a round into the chamber of my Glock in case I needed it. You are a freak.
Look at you, look in the mirror. You can’t spell worth a crap. You can’t form a cohesive sentence. You butcher the English language. You have zero class and think you can have a girl like me? You are lucky you did not get shot today. Even luckier that you left before my husband got there. I had to call him because I just knew I was going to have to shoot your redneck ass.
http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mis/1283265023.html