Friday, April 30, 2010

Who's to say it wasn't a divine load?

Israel jails man for 'holy semen' sex abuse
An Israeli man has been imprisoned for 10 years for tricking women into sexual acts by claiming his semen was holy and had healing powers.

Nissim Aharon, a former employee at the Israeli defence ministry, was convicted of rape, sodomy, indecent acts and aggravated fraudulent acquisition. Women paid him large sums of money, believing he was a holy rabbi who could heal body and soul, the court said. Judges called his actions "monstrous", exploiting "women young and old". The sentence was the result of a plea bargain, and was handed down at Petah Tikvah district court. Under it, Aharon will also have to pay 100,000 Israeli shekels ($26,866) to each of five women who filed the complaint against him.

'Holy fluid'Aharon, who was arrested last August, "over many years presented himself as a righteous man, as a saint with healing powers, who exploited the naivity of women and teenage girls, while carrying out appalling sexual acts and obtaining large sums of money by fraud," the Israeli Justice Ministry said in a statement.
He would claim to be a rabbi, and impersonate figures in authority who would then refer women and teenage girls to himself, the ministry said.

"He would give these people different explanations: among others, that a holy scent comes from him, and that his semen is a holy fluid, which by contact could heal body and soul," the statement said.
He would also claim that his "holiness" could be passed to those who touched him physically, cleansing their bodies, it said.
Aharon also pretended that he worked in posts in the security establishment, including for the Israeli intelligence services Mossad and Shin Bet, the ministry said.

"His behaviour is despicable and even monstrous," the judges said. "There are no words to describe the ugliness of his actions... The sexual offences are severe and numerous. "His sexual appetite could not be satisfied. There were no means that he would not use in order to exploit women young and old," the judges said.

This is a real article, you can read about the facial baptism below

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Let's buy some anTIQUES!


How epic would it be if Durant and the Thunder take a 3-2 to lead on Kobe and the lakers tonight.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

To the 1/3 of the goth girl trio - m4w - 20 (University Ave Library)
When I saw you I was wearing a pink shirt that admittedly was too small for me so that my arms looked good which said "You had me at Woof" I got the shirt in the mail by accident but I didn't bother to return it. We locked eyes a couple of times. I kept trying to find excuses to talk to you but was intimidated by your blonde friend who I felt certain would tear me to shreds if I tried to approach. I even tried writing my phone number on a paper airplane and thought about throwing it from the reading balcony but there was just no way I would make it. I now use the airplane as a bookmark.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1702598318.html

Girls at x-mart today - m4w - 23 (Tally)
To the girls that were looking at dildos and such today. U were beautiful and I could give u a reason notto look at those. I was wearing a white shirt. Let me know of you are interested
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/1709981082.html

Ned Flanders driving the black Mercedes G-Wagen - w4m - 29 (I-95)
I passed you in the red Miata. You couldn't control your road rage. I was going to follow you home, but didn't want to waste the time on a middle aged geezer who didn't have the balls to even look in my direction when I was along side you. Next time I will follow you home and kick the shit out of you in your own yard. I have your tag and can easily find you. Learn to control yourself douchebag.
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/1690951039.html

Friday, April 23, 2010

The Main Attraction









This is Deerhunter at the Tabernacle in Atlanta, it used to be an old church/infirmary. Easily one of the best sounding and more unique places i've ever seen a show at. The last photo was shot by my girlfriend on a Funsaver, and turned out better then the rest. Also I filmed the end of "Nothing Ever Happened" one of the most beautiful songs out.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Scriptures


You can always find some words of wisdom in bar bathrooms

Monday, April 19, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

Jr. Bacon at Wendys on Park blvd - w4m (Pinellas Park)
We shared a moment earlier today at Wendy's. When I saw you bite into that juicy jr bacon, I knew that I wanted those bacon greased lips to be on mine. Why didn't we talk more? Perhaps its because you were to busy indulging in the savory all beef jr. bacon, with majo, fresh lettuce and crisp tomato. Maybe one day you could squeeze my jugs like you squeezed the fresh bun that held fast the tantalizing beef within. Even if I don't hear from you, we'll always have this fast food moment.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1694317537.html

I'm the guy waving on hwy 19 & 50 for gold buyers..pimp hat! - m4w - 40 (spring hill)
I work in both Spring Hill and Tarpon Springs....I usually have on my plaid pimp hat or a black one and mardi gras beads....I am single,,work 2 jobs and love when you holla at me! I am also starting school and have very few friends....Awwww....honk and holla....or stop and give me your digits sometime!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/mis/1689662694.html

Mooning on I4 - w4m - 30 (Orlando, Florida)
So, I just have to say, thank you for the wonderful laugh of yesterday's highlight of the day!!! I was out in Orlando area, I think in Deland area helping out my roomy's dad for stuff. It had been a long day of shopping here and there. On the way home, back to her dad's house around 7pm on I4, a white F150 pick up truck decided to ride next to us, we were in a blue suv, my bff's vehicle and I was driving, at first I ignored you guys cause I figured you were making faces and such silly stuff. Then, I finally looked, omg I have never seen such a white ass printed against the truck's window!! After you guys you guys passed and we took off onto our exit, I rolled down the window flipping my middle finger at you guys, and laughing hysterically. No, I don't want to hook up with you guys, just thanking you for the laugh, weather it was suppose to be an insult, or we were cute, or you guys were just having fun, or all of the above...lol it doesn't matter cause I'm still laughing about it.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1687096627.html

Friday, April 16, 2010

Always Coca-Cola.












While in Atlanta we also visited The Coke Factory. What a wonderful carbonated little world.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Maxence Cyrin


The song was written by frontman Black Francis while he attended the University of Massachusetts Amherst, inspired by his experiences scuba diving in the Caribbean. He later said he had "this very small fish trying to chase me. I don't know why—I don't know too much about fish behavior."

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Atlanta Sights


Atlanta pigeons get down on some chicken wings

I found this classic piece of skate history in a thrift store in Lil 5 points

What could possibly make this raw fish any better? how about a beer!

It was only a matter of time. God Bless America!

Good Luck

Then we thought, oh look a photobooth that will be cool....until it froze.

These are our faces that were frozen on the outside of the machine. I assume all day, unless some Photobooth technician randomly walked by and fixed it.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

We had sex in your SUV - w4m - 23 (By IOA, universal)
A few years back, we meet up in the Windermere area (by turkey lake), drove around and ended up having sex in your SUV in front of someone's house in a random neighborhood. You were very thick, and I enjoyed it. You mentioned that you used to be in the service as a reserve. send me an email stating which branch and roughly what race you are, and how I look like. I would like to meet you again. Sorry for the typos/spelling errors.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1665881601.html

You were partying too hard. - w4m - 23

Found you puking on the corner, I dig that. You're awesome, call me!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/1687905064.html

just want sex ( i am looking for a sex partner) - m4w - 19 (miami dade)

hey.. this is jay i am on craigslsit currently looking for sex... all i want is a sex partner... i really don't care what race you are am just open to everything... umm am looking for all types of females but at the same time if you are thick or a bbw thats a plus.. i like to do everything but eating pussy is the best thing i like to do ;-) but if you have any questions or concerns feel free to contact me on craigslist
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1670637750.html

Sunday, April 11, 2010

There's Treasure Everywhere


I learned a lot from these two as I was growing up.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Thursday, April 8, 2010

The Usual Suspects


Tommy is either coppin a feel, or trying to button up Jata's shirt

Goodwine gets down with The Sickness

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get, boom boom POW!

Christine and the kiss of death

Taylor and Sierra Dynamic Duo

Pony up, Cowboy. Mama's coming to town
 Class photo of the group: "Most likely to succeed"

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Quote of the Day


"If you saw Sheckler face down floating in that pool over there would you care?" - Danny Renaud

A long time ago in a banana stand far away...

Monday, April 5, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

POKEMON!!!!! - m4w (oakleaf.)
so i saw you earlier in a store (guess which 1) i thought you were extremely cute, you and i have a fondness for something.... (quite possibly the title of the post perhaps?..) anyways if you think its you get back to me... i might have a surprise for you. ;]
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/1674237797.html

Alyssa? Smokey Bones Citrus Park? Holy boobs!!!! - m4w - 28 (Citrus Park)
I think that is your name....maybe not.....tall, long brunette hair, huge VERY perfect boobs. I am tall, 6'4, 190, in shape, well hung.....i want to strip you nakes and give you a good tongue bath......PLEASE
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/1566908706.html

Flagler Publix Hulk vs. Spawn - w4m - 22 (Bunnell)
We nearly ran into each other several times, then I ended up behind you and your family at the check out. You overheard me talking on the phone, debating who would win in a match between Spawn and Hulk. I'd love to get in contact with you and further the discussion....hopefully this works......
P.s. Spawn would fucking own Hulk. : )
http://daytona.craigslist.org/mis/1633577956.html

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
















Went on a little trip to Atlanta a few weeks ago. This is the Georgia Aquarium which they claim is the world's largest aquarium. Notice how big some of these creatures are compared to the people in the bottom of the frame...More photos from Atlanta to come.