Monday, November 30, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

sexy woman that showed valet her boobs - m4w - 23 (clearwater)
thanks for the part of the day

Pearl Necklace - w4m - 25 (Palm Beach)
I'm hoping you remember...we ran into each other at the bank...I was wearing a cute black dress and you commented on my pearl necklace and the rarity of its size and color. You were so cute, I've been kicking myself ever since for not getting your number, I hope you see this and respond.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice - w4m (Ybor)
Queen of Hearts looking for Beetlejuice. You kept messing with my tu-tu. I had a date, had to be respectful...

Friday, November 27, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Chicken? This doesn't taste like Chicken...This taste like soup

We ran into the real life Gus Chiggins, He was chock full of alcohol and wisdom. He also shared the secrets about that mysterious little trip the cue ball takes each time you scratch....Oh and he's also a P.O.D. fan

Monday, November 23, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

you requested blink182 - m4w (ft lauderdale)
u left before we had a chance to meet...

Miss U My Blue Eyed Bubble Butt Guy! - w4m - 40 (Tampa Bay)
Yes still thinking of you and your sexiness, your muscles, your brain, your passion, your story, your intrigue, and yes, your bubble butt that you're so proud of. XOX

New Moon Midnight showing - m4w - 29 (Tampa)
i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin's. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Devils Son

I remember when I used to have to go to the record store with my mom. This was back in the day when that little "Parental Advisory" sticker was a big deal. I can't really remember the face of the guy working the counter as my mom walked up with Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous but I bet it was priceless.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Silent Weapons for a Quiet War

I made this for Pale Horse Skate Shop located in Lakeland Fl
check em out HERE

Monday, November 16, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

Jewish People UCF - m4w - 28 (Oviedo)
Not sure craigslist works or not but i will give it a shot. To the absolutely gorgeous girl who sits near me me in Hansons Jewish People 1 on Tuesday nights: Sorry for staring i couldn't help but glance your way. Your a knockout! Hit me back if you read this.

cute magic man at downtown disney - w4m (buena vista drive)
you taught my brother magic and were super cute/nice and I am sorry I was so shy & never really got to say goodbye before I left and I leave florida for good in 6 days.
remember, the short girl with a weird voice and you were scared to guess my age?

To the blind girl I used to follow - m4w - 26 (E Orlando)
I think you are beautiful. Its an overused adjective true, but none the less,
even though you cant see me, i hope you might think my voice is attractive. I used to see you walking around, and hoped one day i could muster up the nerve to talk to you. Im am too shy, and im sure you never even noticed i was there sweaty hands weighing my options. Im sure you must have heard my heart beating a million miles a minute.
i scurried off head in my hands, and you vanished.
I went home, and signed up for a blind / impaired website asking for advice form fellow blind people about how to approach you, i got bitched at for assuming blind people were different to approach than anyone who was not blind. I didnt mean any harm, i just rarely am around blind people, and didnt know how to approach her. To be honest, i am rarely around women as beautiful as she is. Blind or not. I also got scolded on the blind forum for admitting to having tried to blindfold myself and see what things were like without sight. I didnt mean any harm by it, i just wanted to find a common topic to approach you with so i could just start a conversation. I saw you around a few more times, even tried talking to you, but i think you are to smart for me, you sure read more than I do. at any rate, i havent seen you out and about in some time. school has me to busy to "hang out" where you frequent, and when i do get the time you are no where to be found, I hope you find this, and you are still single, although someone as phenomenal as yourself wont stay single long im sure.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Forgotton Fotos

Here are some photos from my man Matt's Birthday. I don't know how these never got posted but here they are.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Eat Them Before They Eat You

I love when shit like this happens. Sweet Vengeance.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

Girl who got hit by a car friday night on Main. - m4w - 43 (G-Ville)
Looking for the girl who got hit by a car on Main Street Friday night/Saturday morn 10-17-09 around 2:00 A.M. Just wanted to see if you were alright. I'm the guy who bought you a hot dog for your Birthday. Hope all is well...

eric69 - m4w - 40 (sex69)

hallo girls friend for benifits nice girl open minded l love to have fun call me eric 954 siex 8 for 0 one egit 9 dot i mey me coll me

Girl with short dark hair on the black bike - m4w - 28 (DCI Plaza)
I saw you today on you're bike leaving the plaza where I donate plasma. I was wearing an ICP t-shirt and I'm pretty sure (But not positive) that you smiled at me. Were my suspicions justified? Hit me up and we'll chill.

Plus Bonus Classified Ad Behold.....

I Need A Dresser (Winter Haven)
I really need a dresser for my room. for free please i have no money. i need a tall one.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Random scenes from the road

Arbys Roast Beef and 40's this meal should qualify for some sort of award or something

This pizza was surprisingly really good

Greenville NC keeps it Gotham

Ken is steady holding down Greenville on the daily


Someones a fan of Morgan Freeman's balls, can't blame them really.

This was a first in my book

There's no telling the adventures this piece of paper has been on.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

GIRl! You gotta 10 piece, Don't be stingy!

NUGGETS OVER HO'S....Don't let no ho's be dippin on you. Keep your game tight...Peace!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

american greetings lakeland mall - m4w (lakeland)
hey to the girl that worked there today you were very beautiful i bought the cinderilla and snowwhite statues i thought you were really hot baby i would love to get with you sometime you put the disney collectibles in a box for me while i was on the phone if your interested in me just reply with your name i remember it off your name tag and i think you got a great ass too

Peacock seeking GI Joe - w4m (Hard Rock Seminole Halloween )
We took pics at Hard Rock Seminole for Halloween... You wanted to motorboat me...Can't get you outta my head... Your Friends dragged you away before I got your name. I'll be in Florida 3 weeks... Maybe we can grab a drink and take the boat out for a ride???

Cute Guy Alone w/Frisbee - w4m - 28 (Jax Beach off Beach Blvd.)
It was Sunday, Oct 25/09, sometime after 3pm. You were playing frisbee alone along the shoreline; just you and the wind (kind of like hackey-sack, if you're old enough to remember that). I was walking behind you, collecting shells. Swear I wasn't stalking you, it just looked like we happened to be on the same path. I even saw you again the next morning & we did the same thing (you in front, me behind)!
You were cute (and very talented with that frisbee), but I was traveling alone by car from Canada and not looking to meet anyone, which is why I didn't say Hi. At one point you were facing me as I came out of the water and looked like you wanted to say something...
If you can tell me the color of your frisbee, describe what you were wearing and/or remember me enough to be able to describe me, give me a shout. If nothing else than to confirm whether or not the interest was mutual.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Dumb and Dumber

Meet Epstien and Balkie I got to hang out with them in Raleigh, While staying at my friend Wills house.