Friday, January 29, 2010

Fake Cop Arrested by Fake Prostitute.

DETROIT (WXYZ) - A 51-year-old Detroit man is locked up, accused of breaking up a Wayne County Sheriff's Department prostitution sting by impersonating a police officer.

Investigators say that around 5:00 p.m., Wednesday, the man pulled up to a female detective in the area of Vernor and Oakdale on the city's east side. At the time the detective, who was posing as a prostitute, was talking with another man.

The suspect, who was in a red 1994 Ford Ranger yelled at the detective to "get off the street." Officers say this is when he flashed a badge. The other man sped off, and officers say the suspect began following the detective ranting that he was a cop. When the detective revealed she was a police officer, the man took off. He was arrested a short time later by the nearby arrest team.

When questioned, the suspect denied having a badge. However, officers say the found a Detroit Police department badge, a loaded .40 caliber Glock pistol and hats and clothing with DPD logos during a search of his truck

Speaking about the arrest, Wayne County Sheriff Benny Napoleon says, "This is a very bizarre situation that could have become deadly. This guy was so bold as to interrupt officers conducting a sting. For all intents and purposes he had the weapon, the badge and the clothing—that’s a crime in itself. Who knows what other crimes he would commit in the future had our team not taken him down."

The suspect is being held in Hamtramck until he can be arraigned on one count of impersonating a police officer. The Detroit Police Department has been notified about the badge investigators found.

Article Link is here

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Do you believe in Magic?

Fire is still amusing after all these years
Game Time Baby
You can't fuck with Ray Allen

Monday, January 25, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

You Farted on me at the new Kroger on 96 - m4w - 34 (Warner Robins)
We were on the bread aisle and you let one slip. When i laughed you turned bright red. I ran off because of the smell of rotten cheese, but i think we had a moment when our eyes met as we passed again on the beer aisle. I'd like to get together and plug that leaking hole up for ya...tell me what team jacket i was wearing so i know that its you...

Windys - m4w - 60 (Hartley Bridge Rd)
We were both at Windys around 12.15 today picking up something to go from the inside and you had left and as i was leaving you came back in and you had forgotten your water. We passed each other in the doorway and i thought you were a doll. I would like to chat if you would, drop me an e-mail. Thanks

Alyssa? Smokey Bones Citrus Park? Holy boobs!!!! - m4w - 28 (Citrus Park)

I think that is your name....maybe not.....tall, long brunette hair, huge VERY perfect boobs. I am tall, 6'4, 190, in shape, well hung.....i want to strip you nakes and give you a good tongue bath......PLEASE

Looking for a fake girlfriend - m4w - 23 (Facebook)
I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years because she cheated on me. She thinks I should forgive her and that we should get back together, but I'm crushed, want nothing to do with her, and simply want her to feel as terrible as I do. It's been a little more than a month now so I figure her seeing that I'm in a relationship with somebody else should do the trick. Just to be clear, I'm not looking for any sort of real relationship. I don't want to meet you, date you, or anything like that. I just need a decent looking girl to be "In a Relationship" with on facebook and maybe the occasional wall post. This is not a joke. Please email if willing to do this.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Dance off

More photos from this night can be found here click

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Never Gonna Get It

I really liked the way Frankie shot this photo. He rigged up the ladder and everything. Unfortunately I never made it...Nosegrind Revert in Philly prob about 3 or 4 years ago. Sorry my digi camera blew it out with the flash, but you still get the idea.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010


"You're mad cause my style you're admiring, Don't be mad...UPS is hiring" - Notorious B.I.G (click)

Tuesday, January 19, 2010


Looks like i'm gonna have to start watching One Tree Hill.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

New Years Eve at Magic Kingdom - m4w (Magic Kingdom, in front of the castle )
Hey, I'm looking for the cockasian brunette girl. Im not quite sure how tall you were but we did trade looks a couple of times during all the music and fireworks. Im pretty sure you were wearing a red sweater/jacket thing. I had planned to wish you happy new year but I lost you in the crowd after the fireworks :( I'd love to get to know you a bit more and try to make up for that stupid mistake of mine :)
Thanks! Happy New Year!

Did "Uncle Sam" bring you cookies at your job?! - m4w (Palm Beach County)
Did "Uncle Sam" bring cookies and tax coupons to your job? That was me! Let me know where you were and what kind of cookies they were, so that I know its you... ;)

Fat black woman from North Carolina - m4w - 27 (Greenville)
You have Herpes and you're disgusting! I wish you a horrible life filled with pain.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Jeremy Lee Lindsey Jr. R.I.P.

Jay Reatard has passed away at 29. One of my favorites, no one could do so much with a minute and a half. His songs were fast, and in your face. Sadly i'll never get to go one of his wild live shows. I will be blasting "Blood Visions" all week.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010


I grew up watching Conan every night, so i'm not taking this lightly. Basically Conan is getting fucked by here. I hope he goes to FOX at the same time slot as Leno and shits all over his ratings. Then I hope he sues NBC for contract breach, takes there money and puts them out of the Late Night business. Leno should have just been the better man and retired. He made his bed, He rolled the dice, He lost...and now he's going to go back on his word, and NBC is gonna let him? Bullshit.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

To the girl across the street from me. - m4w - 30
I want to give a big thank you to the young (White maybe Spanish) woman who lives across the way from me. Over the past 3 months since I started working from home you have given me the best work experience I have ever had in my life. I'm sure you are unaware when you masturbate on your couch, usually between 1 a.m. and 3 a.m., that I am watching you. My home office is on my second floor and I thought that the 27" monitor I work on pretty much lit the whole room but yet you continue to play with yourself nightly while laying on your couch with your blinds wide open. My desk is up against my window and I can not help but look out, my window is also directly in front of your living room but without fail and like clock work you continue to put on your nightly show.

I am very grateful for you and am somewhat sad that I am moving next week. I know you have a significant other but he looks like a total twat and I can see from your facial expressions when we do pass each other you are completely unhappy. I can also tell by the furious manner in which you trust your vibrator in and out of your vagina that he is not satisfying you at all in bed. My favorite part of your routine is when you completely raise your hips in the air while you slide your dildo in and out, and with your other hand your force your nipple into your mouth. After you cum you slide your dildo out and just lay there caressing your body for about 5 minutes. You have no idea how many times I have shot my load just watching you perform that.

Do you know that I am watching? Is this your way of cheating without really cheating? I just finished watching you and I'm guessing you had a really stressful day today. You started off laying on your stomach tonight which is how I can tell your having a bad day. You usually start off sitting straight up then switch to other positions. When you finally rolled over it was time for your friend to join in. You really gave yourself a beating tonight, this had to be the most violent you've ever been. I've only witnessed this kind of drilling in porn movies but tonight you were going to make it hurt. I can't begin to tell you how fucking horny that made me. I've jerked off 3 times already.

So if you do know I'm watching and if you are interested I think we can really have some fun together. If having people watch is your thing, I'm not shy at all. I would be completely willing to fuck you like an animal in public. Maybe I can finally see you smile for once.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Quote of the Day

"Bitch smelled like she just devoured a fucking garlic wrapped onion with cigarette butt sprinkles on it.... and washed her hair with a fuckin liter of vodka" - Dockery


Give this Man some alcohol, sit back and listen. You will not be disappointed.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Monday, January 4, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

missed connection in downtown pita pit - w4m - 22 (orlando, fl)
It took me a few days to muster up the courage to post this, but I just haven't been able to get you off my mind. I went in around 8:30 on Saturday and you were with two other employees - the female who is always there and a guy with short black hair and his septum pierced. You made my pita and gave me the cutest smile. When you turned around i noticed you had some penis tattoo on the back of your arm - which I think is hella cute. If you're reading this, i'd love to hang out downtown sometime and see that adorable smile again.

You farted in line for Sheikra... - w4m - 23 (Tampa)
as smelly as it was, I still found you attractive.~the brunette who laughed with you and your family~

young brunette in payless shoes - m4w - 35 (regency)
Wanting to find the cute brunette (mid 20's) that was trying on shoes at payless in Regency. You were sitting on the bench with a mini skirt w/no panties trying on a pair of shoes. You caught me looking at you and you smiled. Then you proceeded to wave your legs back and forth as if you were having fun entertaining me. Embarrased that you caught me loooking, I tried to hide it by trying on 4 pairs of the temporary socks. Without knowing that I nervously put 2 pairs in my mouth, I was glad you did not see (at least I think). After you left I thought, hmm, that was pretty cool, maybe she was into me. If you read this, send me a message with the color and type of shoes you were looking at so i know it's you.

Saturday, January 2, 2010