Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Key West Vacation

We stayed in the Ghetto...

but atleast we had a dryer

Roommate wouldn't shut up

Cruisin the strip, Definition of a Gangster.

We Take our Jams No-Handed Please!

Stimulus Plan

Healthy game of Pool

The Smallest Bar

The Smallest Brain



More Lochness Monsters

This is completely normal behavior for any Senior Citizen

Do you believe in Miracles?

Southern Most Point

90 miles to Cuba

White people dancing

"The other day i'm taking a shit playing the ukulele"

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Theory of Intelligence...

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it
is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the
human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now,
as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

Don't Fall Asleep....

....or you might get crucified

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Good Gracious!

I'll have a double cheeseburger....hold the Hope.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Grand Slammers

I heard there were free Grand Slam's at Dennys. I figured there would be a wait.... but not like this. I completely underestimated Americans love for buttery pancakes.

I got lucky with the timing of this shot

Sunday, February 8, 2009


Here are some amazing clips from what I consider a masterpiece of Cinema. Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Theres soo many nuggets of brilliance all packed in to each clip. I'll just list only a few favorite scenes/quotes from each clip.

.40 seconds in, and then at 1:11 are priceless

Rowdy Abilene: Jade, how bad you hit?
Jade: [with bullet hole in chest] I've been better.

Checkout 1:48 I encourage you to comment your favorite quotes/scenes as well. Enjoy.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Let's kick some Iccee

All Heil Governator Mr. Freeze!!

Monday, February 2, 2009

I went to Miami with a cell phone

the view on the way to the pool

C Rapps and BenG


Skating sucked so we went fishing

Natural Born Redneck

Line stuck