Friday, February 20, 2009

The Theory of Intelligence...



"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it
is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the
human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now,
as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

3 comments:

Petunia said...

I'm gonna be spending the next few days experimenting with this Theory. You know to test it out, maybe even get a little hypothesis going. Who knows?

The results will be in shortly........

Asian Josh said...

survival of the fittest at its finest

mdockery said...

i'm going to start a church and preach this divine message. and we'll praise and worship the all powerful Drinker Pat. Thank you Drinker Pat for sharing your all- knowing omniscience.