A Salacious Barking Brunette

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Time is going by really really really slow

A Night Out

Missed Connection Mondays

to the hot batman - w4m (kendall)
Hey hot batman...We made uncomfortable eye contact the other day in the grocery. It was beyond awkward, so I decided to follow you out of the store. I watched you help that little old man getting his groceries into his car. I had to talk to you, so I pretended I was lost and asked you for directions. Your directions were actually wrong, but I didn't have the heart to tell you that. Oh well. I appreciated the help. Or, the hope to help.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1129289494.html

CAR SEX WHATSS YOUR NAME???? - m4w - 22 (MONTYS GROVE..)
HEYYY I WAS AT MONTYS ALONE AT THE BAR AND SO WHERE YOUUU I BOUGHT YOU A FEW DRINKS... AND HAD A GREAT CONVERSATION... WE DECIDED TO GO TO MY CAR....... WE HAD AWESOME HOT SEX. I LOVE YOUR KISSESS!! I CALLED A CAB FOR YOU.. YOU WERE SUPER DRUNKK ONCE YOU HAD LEFT I REALIZED I NEVER GOT YOUR NAME OR NUMBER!!! WHERE ARE YOUUU???
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1167050611.html

cutie at Dunkin Donuts - m4w (rock island rd, near walmart??)
Hi, you asked about computer virus protection. I was (still am) going through a rough time, and did'nt keep the conversation going. I should have... you're really, really cute (but obviously a lot younger than me). If you're interested, please respond, I could use another friend (or more) right now.
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mis/1161404334.html

Did you see me driving topless? - w4m - 28 (I95 South)
Last week I got the urge to get a little crazy. So I stripped down to my undershirt while driving. Then I pulled my boobs up to the top of my bra. All while driving. It was so exciting! So the next day (Thursday) as I was driving I managed to do the same thing only that time i pulled one boob out completely!!! OMG!! Even as I was stuck in traffic on US1. It was exhilarating! But also nerve-wracking. I was kind of hoping some guy would see me. But I guess it didn't happen. Not that I know of. Just curious if anyone saw me. I was in a white mini van.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1164609130.html

EquilibriummooommyyGod!

Coexist

Missed Connection Mondays

If you don't know what Missed Connections is, Go to Craiglist click on Missed Connections and have a field day. It's the 21st Century way of stalking people.You just post creepy messages describing what and when you saw someone doing something. Usually a person you're attracted to, Or a person you just want to stalk in your free time. It's some of the saddest stuff you'll ever read, while at the same time you're laughing your ass off reading it.

Drunk rollerbladers - m4w (Northeast St. Pete)
looking for the 2 cute drunk girls on rollerblades heading to McDonalds at 2:30 in the morning email me back and lets have some fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1155335284.html

bartender at Mojo's - m4w - 26 (lakeland)
you filled my beer up really fast. beer after beer, you kept it full. yeah, you was actin like a bitch, but you wanted some cock in ur life. u NEED some cawk in ur life girl. that way you won't be so mean at work. can i put my cawk in ur life and mouf and pussy hole. u'll be servin beers with a smile. u mean ass bitch, lemme knock the mean right outtcha. you little slut, you know you want it.
http://lakeland.craigslist.org/mis/1151944220.html

Thank You to Whomever Left the Package of Diapers at my Front Door - m4m (N. Pinellas)
Daddy will put them to use...
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1160116528.html

cute toes and feet - m4w - 30 (St Pete)
you have the cutest little toes. I love them short and stubby. I would rub them for you all day long. If you have these toes contact me
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1167837606.html

Shipwrecked

Awhile back I was invited to a skate contest on the USS North Carolina, an old WW2 Battleship. I didn't ask questions, Free plane ticket and I was there. I don't understand how they came up with the idea to have a bunch of skaters come and deface a piece of history. Nonetheless, I was going so I decided to take some photos. Who knows when i'll be on another Battleship?

Where's the Chicken?

The Popeyes Chicken Epidemic

Mitch Mitchell R.I.P.

Skating in New York with a cell phone

Lurking near the Williamsburg bridge

Kickturn

Grindage

Seaport Sunset

Ahoy New Jersey!

Three's company

Rocket Science

"I think?"

Famous Last Words

I wish I could have been around to have met Mr. Allison