Donahue's Balooza

Thanks to Jata for filming the Birthday Bash....watch it here!

Missed Connection Mondays

TONIGHT AT EXIT 66 JEEZY LIVE BLK GIRL LOOKIN BAD!! - m4w - 22 (FORT LAUDERDALE)
LOOKING FOR DIS BLK GIRL IN FRONT OF ME AT THE JEEZY CLUB EVENT AT EXIT 66 I WAS AT DA FRONT AVERAGE TO CHUNKY SPANISH DUDE THROWIN UP DEM L'S!! BLK BUTTON DOWN AND JEANS WATS GOOD BLG CHICK SAID I WAS HER HOMYBOY LOL CAUSE I WAS CRUNK IF YOU FIND DIS TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE WEARING AND WHAT COLOR WAS YOUR TONGUE RING?
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mis/1972475712.html

Country boy with the T.I. swag - w4m - 29 (Bagel bagel)
My crazy friend introduced us, you were cool. Just wanted to say I like your "T.I. swag" and your "country gentleman" vibe. Looking forward to boggin and bbq.
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/1970851797.html

FSU janitors and groundskeepers - w4m - 27 (FSU)
I am on campus everyday and interact with you guys, some of you are quite nice and funny and I wish you would come on to me. I am a very fat white southern girl and would love for one of you to take me home for the weekend and take me to the candy shop.
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/1950290754.html

Illiterally

This Takes Me Back

If I had a time-machine, I'd just go back to the 90's.

Even The Blind Squirrel Gets a Nut Sometimes

This is why I love you Matthew.

Missed Connection Mondays

Blair, like the Blair Witch Project - m4w (~Downtown-ish)
We talked about being alive. I said I'd find you by posting on Missing Connections. Probably a poor decision on my part.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1960209751.html

Girl w/ Harry Potter T-Shirt - m4w - 24 (Holland Hall)
To the girl with the Harry Potter T-shirt on, I saw you sitting outside Holland Hall on the steps near the student lounge. You were talking with some friends and when I walked by we shared a moment with our eyes or at least I thought we did. I thought you looked great with your Harry Potter T-shirt and khaki shorts on. I overheard one of your friends say your name...it started with a "D". You had tan skin, with light brown hair and about average height. I thought you were just as beautiful as Hermione Granger. Anyway, if you see this and are interested. I'll be wearing my Dumbledore's Army T-shirt every Monday or Wednesday around campus so look for me. If you see me and you're interested, do a little swish and flick or maybe put some love potion in my drink. Either way, I'll definitely be interested.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1956899565.html

You Pepper Sprayed Me in Publix Parking Lot - m4w - 41 (Downtown St. Petersburg)
You: Were getting in your car with your groceries.
Me: I'm the heavyset guy who came up behind you to invite you to our local meeting of the "Mr. Potato Head" collectors society. (I'm the Assistant Vice Treasurer.) You cracked my shin with your high heels and pepper sprayed me. My ostomy bag sprayed all over your new dress. You were being coy by calling me a "brainless f***ing idiot." Something sparked and I can't wait to see you again. I've been collecting aluminum cans, and maybe we can go in your Jaguar to a nice restaurant on the beach and... who knows!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1959875375.html

21 Gun Salute

Cap Locked

A Night On The Town

Thanks to my homie Frank for filming this. Check out his shop Gator Board Shop either to the right in the links, or just click here. Now go buy some Traffic Boards and rep the realest company out.

Ante Up!

Missed Connection Mondays

CVS punker chick - m4w - 22 (Fort Myers)
It was aboot 1:30pm as I walked in. The cashier greeted, but I didn't respond.... Straight to the soap isle I went, not realizing the connection we soon would have... I wandered down the isle, admiring the sales. I noticed a sale on lufa's. WHAT LUCK! I need a lufa! As I turned the corner to find the proper color, our eyes met. We had a moment.... I think it could of been more than a random glance. Could this be something? Blast! They don't have the color I want! On to the refreshments... I grabbed a soda for the road and headed to the register.. Only to cross paths with you again.. Should I say something? Should I bolt for the door and leave my receipt? Not likely...With that being said. If you were at the CVS across the street from San Carlos Park at around 1:30pm and your hair color happened to match your shoes... I look forward to hearing from you. I was the strapping young lad sporting the green basketball shorts, black shirt, and sandles.
P.S. I never did get a lufa~
http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/mis/1933089812.html

McAngry... - w4m - 22 (Mcdonalds on Archer)
Your voice cracked through the speaker. My heart jumped through my skin as you bitterly told me "We are only accepting cash, can I take your order?" Your dark heart sent shockwaves through my soul. After gorging myself on medium fries and apple pies, your vocal venom has forced me to reevaluate my life. I stare now through an empty mirror and the now empty husk of my fries almost mocking me with their lack of sustenance "none more will be the food", says I. Shlub ketchup be upon yee breast. This ketchup stains my shirt, this ketchup stains my heart. You have forever changed my life, all-knowing Mcdonalds voice. CALL ME :0)
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1908788232.html

Unconscious at Hardrock - m4w - 27 (Hardrock Casino)
When I first noticed you, I had to look twice because there was something about you that caught my eye. Perhaps it was the fact that you were lying down in a parking garage, completely unresponsive. While others were walking past you, I began checking your vitals. I felt a connection after I successfully enabled you to regain consciousness from your comatose state. While trying to diagnose the cause of your eyes rolling back into your head, I felt like we had a moment. I hope you are doing alright, as you weren't breathing and most likely would have died or become severely brain damaged from a lack of oxygen if I didn't give you mouth to mouth. Let's go for a coffee sometime.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1950009668.html

I'm Coming, Both Barrels, Guns Loaded

C'mon guys Phil just want's to be the treasurer, no one cares about that position anyways. I'm surprised he didn't win...I mean he has a master's degree in COMMUNICATION!

Hangin With Ted

Proper way to open explosives

Mission Accomplished

Joe's gotta mean one-foot ollie

Christian Rock

This beer is about to say hello to the shirt

The point of no return