WE AINT COMIN BACK TO LA!

Another day at the Mos Eisley Cantina

This is what happens when you combine Star Wars, Snoop Dogg, Daft Punk, Oasis, and Adidas shoes.

Missed Connection Mondays

I need friends on facebook - m4w - 40 (tampa)
Hey.. I need friends on face book... send me a email and help me out..
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/1772122403.html

Girl in pink pants/jeans walking in Brickell - m4w (Brickell)
You had on what looked like a storm trooper mask. You had a hot body, wanted to see the face behind the mask. Tell me what time you were walking in your reply so I know it's you.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1759427063.html

To the grungey creeper who broke into my car - w4m (Cocoa Beach)
I know it was you, because you acted totally shady when you saw me pull up to the beach entrance at 6th Street South and then lingered around until I left my car. I should have run you over when I had the chance. But you've had your fun racking up a $22 bill at Wendy's and hitting up every convenience store between Cocoa and Orlando with my credit cards. I want my purse and wallet back. They were special gifts from different people, and I know you won't have use for them. Give them back and I'll even buy you more Wendy's. Maybe we could even hit the beach together - it looks like you never made it today since you got sidetracked breaking into my car and fleeing the city.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1772705591.html

AmeriKKKas Most Loved

Blurry photos from a blurry night

Come on ya Big BABY!

Let's Beat L.A. Tonight!!!

I've had engagements with them

Missed Connection Mondays

to the young man at bailey's powerhouse gym - w4m - 20 (mandarin)
About half the time I go to the gym, I see you there, flexing those muscles. You're great motivation to get to my ass to the gym. I cannot handle the way that you make my vagina tingle when our eyes meet. I'm too shy to really confront you though.
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/1750614014.html

Almost my birthday - m4w
I still can't believe you could be so self-centered and heartless to "forget" to mention that you had herpes. One more year gone and I'm still alone. You know why? Because women don't want to get herpes (who does?) and there are plenty of other men out there who don't have it.
I hope there's a special place in hell for women like you.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1759923095.html

Uncomfortable Silence - m4w - 52 (UCF Bus Stop)
I was the older latino man you were sittings across from on the UCF bos on May 23rds, from 4:11 to 4:32 pm. When you first asit down I couldn't ignore the undeniable blods flows I felt between the legs. It felt like my entre body was a throbbing hard. eery time you turns your head and I got a wiff of your strawberrypretty blond hair my pants the tight and tight, until it felt like I was going to tear them open and show you what the real man privates look to see....lol lol lol. I also wanted to sorry for you the way you must have felt when you caught me feverish jerki my manhood underneath the briefcase. ... much love sweet princess... I cleans knight crossings park lot tues and thurs if you want have fun more times
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1757504295.html

Flea Market Finds

Gay Jesus?

Why not?

Great Band didn't know this spot at the flea market made their belts

Mugged!

wait for it...wait For IT....

Frat Night!

Missed Connection Mondays

Bite It You Scum!

If you don't know who G.G. Allin is, you better recognize...Here's a start

Dali Salfeld

I went to the Dali Museum this past weekend and noticed that in Dali's; Dream of Christopher Columbus he had painted Elaine Benes in it. Weird Stuff, a true visionary.

Somebody BOO this Man!

I never called a man ugly my entire life...until now. C'mon Suns let's do this!

Atlantic Weekend

View from the room

Publix Sub Ultimate Pressed Honey-Butter

Garbage Cooler

Shallow

Livin La Vida Loca

Rico Suave

Smoke Break

Lights, Camera, Dockery!

5:46 AM