Monday, August 17, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

Hot girl at panda express - m4w - 19 (St. Cloud)
OMFG I SEEN DA HOTTEST BITCH AT DA PANDA EXPRESS IDK WUT HER NAME WUZ I THINK IT STARTED WIT "A" BUT MAYBE SHE WUZ SPANISH OR SOME SHIT NEWAYZ SHE WAS SO FINE I WANTED TO PUT MAH FINGA IN HER BUTT AND HAVE HER CALD MY MCGILLICUTTY AY GIRL IF U SEE DIS HIT ME UP AIGHT
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1292838499.html

To the surfer girl in blue and white who almost killed me at Cocoa - m4w - 26 (Cocoa Beach Saturday)
I was surfing next to you at Cocoa beach on Saturday (25th). I was wearing a white rashguard and blue hat. You were wearing a blue and white bikini and the cutest smile. Your board got away from you and almost wacked me in the face. Luckily, I have reflexes like a snow leopard and dove under just in time. You started joking with your friend about being the bone crusher. I thought you were super cute but couldn't say anything because I'm a bozo. You seem really sweet and have a cute laugh, I'd like to surf with you again.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1290701353.html

You collect sugar packets!!!! - m4w - 25 (Orlando)

So do I !!!! I thought I was the only one !!
We should get together and compare collections!
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/1285871686.html

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