Monday, November 23, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

you requested blink182 - m4w (ft lauderdale)
u left before we had a chance to meet...
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/mis/1475787163.html

Miss U My Blue Eyed Bubble Butt Guy! - w4m - 40 (Tampa Bay)
Yes still thinking of you and your sexiness, your muscles, your brain, your passion, your story, your intrigue, and yes, your bubble butt that you're so proud of. XOX
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mis/1441530602.html

New Moon Midnight showing - m4w - 29 (Tampa)
i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin's. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. "grin"
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/1477631005.html

5 comments:

Neil said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VrogNec03Y&feature=related

these guys fucking win

classic said...

"..he's got a hernia, no I mean hemorrhoid. He's got a hemorrhoid."

"Jack, does he have a hernia or a hemorrhoid? Those are two different things.. I don't think he would go around telling people he had a hemorrhoid."

"They're really different?"

"Yes, Jack. They're different."

Petunia said...

That's why I love Jack

lakelander said...

you blue eyed bubble butt babbling bustard

Petunia said...

I love me some russians, Bumac is my favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U_r1wyg0CM