Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Sexting Tiger Hidden Room Key

Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little wh*re. Put my c*ck in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my f*cking wh*re

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and F*ck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the F*ck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine

Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:
You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800

Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat

Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:
What do you want to eat

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it's a club sandwich

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

So they released Tiger Woods texts to the public. I feel bad for the guy, I mean he's only human. People hold these athletes up so high when they're no different from me or you. Also why is he losing his sponsors? Wasn't he sponsored for his golf skills, Is he not the best golfer still? I mean he didn't get on Nike or Gatorade for how well he treats his wife.

Hey man that was really awesome how you came home early and surprised your wife with those chocolates!...We here at Nike like that we think you would be a perfect fit for us. How about 100 million a year. Cool...? Alright Super! Keep up the good work!

Also when this is all said and done and when the book comes out telling us "the real story" can the title please be 'No Turkey Unless it's a Club Sandwich'. That would be great.

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