Thursday, March 31, 2011
Greer Barnes
I just discovered this guy Greer Barnes, and he's hilarious. Judging from the videos looks like he's been around since the early 90's. I caught a re-run of his old Comedy Central special, and I can't find any of it online. Except three one minute clips on Comedy Central's website, that weren't even the best parts. His impressions and sound effects are amazing. Below is a good collection of stuff I could find. Enjoy.
Gays in the Military
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mike Tyson in a jail cell
Suspicious activities, and Ping Pong in Harlem
Gays in the Military
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mike Tyson in a jail cell
Suspicious activities, and Ping Pong in Harlem
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Missed Connection Mondays
Megacon_Star Wars section - m4w - 26 (Convention Center)
You were alone trying to take a picture of yourself with Han Solo in Carbonite (I think...I can't remember now), but, I asked if you needed help and you gladly accepted. I turned around and missed what you said and completely regret not even trying to talk to you. I was wearing a thin gray cardigan, blue/dark blue striped V, and dark colored jeans with a grey pork-pie fedora. I hoped to have spotted you somewhere during the convention, but, it obviously never happened. I don't wanna wonder what couldn've been.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2290597783.html
girls that almost hit me at walmart - m4w - 22 (thomasville rd)
you both were in a white car i was walking in to walmart and youall almost hit me and then started laughing , since youall tried to hit me i thought ill hit on youall if you read this get back at me
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/2288612130.html
FUCK YOU right back at you :p - w4m - 98 (University& 17th)
YOU, underaged, sweaty, "super college", white boy bonehead
ME, walking along university and 17th
I just wanted to say, it was super awesome and sexy how you cowly and awkwardly shouted "FUCK YOU" from a slow moving honda civic at me. It was hot and definitely unexpected for someone like you. yr underwhelming gesture left me wanting more, quit trying to play itsuper cool boy lol :)
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/2285219988.html
You were alone trying to take a picture of yourself with Han Solo in Carbonite (I think...I can't remember now), but, I asked if you needed help and you gladly accepted. I turned around and missed what you said and completely regret not even trying to talk to you. I was wearing a thin gray cardigan, blue/dark blue striped V, and dark colored jeans with a grey pork-pie fedora. I hoped to have spotted you somewhere during the convention, but, it obviously never happened. I don't wanna wonder what couldn've been.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2290597783.html
girls that almost hit me at walmart - m4w - 22 (thomasville rd)
you both were in a white car i was walking in to walmart and youall almost hit me and then started laughing , since youall tried to hit me i thought ill hit on youall if you read this get back at me
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/2288612130.html
FUCK YOU right back at you :p - w4m - 98 (University& 17th)
YOU, underaged, sweaty, "super college", white boy bonehead
ME, walking along university and 17th
I just wanted to say, it was super awesome and sexy how you cowly and awkwardly shouted "FUCK YOU" from a slow moving honda civic at me. It was hot and definitely unexpected for someone like you. yr underwhelming gesture left me wanting more, quit trying to play itsuper cool boy lol :)
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/2285219988.html
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
¡Viva España!
This is a crazy ending to a basketball game in Madrid. What's even crazier is the guy announcing it, he completely loses his shit. Mind you the other team had just hit a 3-pointer before the video started, so granted four back to back 3's is pretty insane. He almost reminds me of the Double-Rainbow guy the way he can't control himself. You gotta watch it til' the end.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Missed Connection Mondays
Do you want to do your Boss? - m4w (Bradenton)
The other day at work, I called you over to look at the computer screen. You pressed your boob against my arm and kept it there for a while, I know that was on purpose. If you want to take the next step, I might just let you.
http://sarasota.craigslist.org/mis/2276931059.html
onle sex - m4w - 24 (tampa)
looking for hot girl too chill and drink and have sex no date or bull sheet send me pic i send you my..im 24 latinois 4ooam monday i chill know
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/2277112874.html
"Flying High" - m4w - 31 (I-95 North)
To the woman with the beautiful fingernails, sitting in a large commercial aircraft, seated just in front of the wing: I was the guy in the black German car, 10 thousand feet beneath you, doing 85 mph. on Interstate 95 North, traveling the opposite direction of your flight, when you quickly glanced out the window, and I think you winked at me. Tell me what CD I was listening to, the name of the band, and the year the CD was released; or tell me the amount of air pressure in the right front tire of my car at the exact time I drove underneath your plane, so I can verify that it was really you.
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/2266025492.html
The other day at work, I called you over to look at the computer screen. You pressed your boob against my arm and kept it there for a while, I know that was on purpose. If you want to take the next step, I might just let you.
http://sarasota.craigslist.org/mis/2276931059.html
onle sex - m4w - 24 (tampa)
looking for hot girl too chill and drink and have sex no date or bull sheet send me pic i send you my..im 24 latinois 4ooam monday i chill know
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/2277112874.html
"Flying High" - m4w - 31 (I-95 North)
To the woman with the beautiful fingernails, sitting in a large commercial aircraft, seated just in front of the wing: I was the guy in the black German car, 10 thousand feet beneath you, doing 85 mph. on Interstate 95 North, traveling the opposite direction of your flight, when you quickly glanced out the window, and I think you winked at me. Tell me what CD I was listening to, the name of the band, and the year the CD was released; or tell me the amount of air pressure in the right front tire of my car at the exact time I drove underneath your plane, so I can verify that it was really you.
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/mis/2266025492.html
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
OFWGKTA Live
a midget lip-syncing, stage diving, the whole Golf Wang on stage, people in monster costumes, then security guards....
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Homie Hype
My homie Yonnie Cruz, who happens to be Traffic Skateboards recent addition, just put out this little part. You may remember Yonnie from here. I just watched that part two times in a row, I'm gonna go out and skate now. Shit get's me hyped, good-bye.
Better Than Something
I can't wait for this to come out, he left too soon. Jay was on the verge of something really big.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Cell Phone Dump
Shittiest Table Ever
Mucho Grande
Either Proud, or Defaced
Pull My Finger
Goodnight
Mix-Master
Butters
Definition
Monday, March 14, 2011
Missed Connection Mondays
To the women without bras on - m4w (Sarasota)
Id like to personally thank every one of you who took the time to think about it and choose not to put a bra on under your shirts prior to going out downtown! Thank you VERY much!
http://sarasota.craigslist.org/mis/2185449976.html
Sexy "Little Person" employed at WalMart Kirkman Rd. - m4w - 48 (Kirkman Road)
This message is to that gorgeous sexy woman who is considered a "little person." You work at the WalMart on Kirkman Road by MetroWest and the other night in passing we had a short conversation where I commented on how good you look with that new haircut. I couldn't tear my eyes off of you for one minute! Unfortunately I am not single but I just had to put this out there because I just don't know when I will see you again but I know we will cross paths soon. By no means am I a pest and I think that you know this but if you are interested in maybe getting closer PLEASE let me know discreetly in person (You know how to find me!) or by emailing me right here and I will get back to you immediately! Until then I will keep my fingers crossed and please don't hesitate to reach out and touch, I think you are soooo delicious!
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2262695040.html
hot ass black girl walking in pj's on your cell - m4w - 31 hillsborough Ave & church
I'm the guy in the silver truck that was tryin to talk to you. I know its a slim chance but hit me up. You were a dream come true. I work right there we can hook up when I get off(IF YOUR OLD ENOUGH). Hope I hear from you. Lookin for nsa friend with benefits. I'm not a weirdo or Lunatic just have a fantasy never fulfilled.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/2253007099.html
Id like to personally thank every one of you who took the time to think about it and choose not to put a bra on under your shirts prior to going out downtown! Thank you VERY much!
http://sarasota.craigslist.org/mis/2185449976.html
Sexy "Little Person" employed at WalMart Kirkman Rd. - m4w - 48 (Kirkman Road)
This message is to that gorgeous sexy woman who is considered a "little person." You work at the WalMart on Kirkman Road by MetroWest and the other night in passing we had a short conversation where I commented on how good you look with that new haircut. I couldn't tear my eyes off of you for one minute! Unfortunately I am not single but I just had to put this out there because I just don't know when I will see you again but I know we will cross paths soon. By no means am I a pest and I think that you know this but if you are interested in maybe getting closer PLEASE let me know discreetly in person (You know how to find me!) or by emailing me right here and I will get back to you immediately! Until then I will keep my fingers crossed and please don't hesitate to reach out and touch, I think you are soooo delicious!
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2262695040.html
hot ass black girl walking in pj's on your cell - m4w - 31 hillsborough Ave & church
I'm the guy in the silver truck that was tryin to talk to you. I know its a slim chance but hit me up. You were a dream come true. I work right there we can hook up when I get off(IF YOUR OLD ENOUGH). Hope I hear from you. Lookin for nsa friend with benefits. I'm not a weirdo or Lunatic just have a fantasy never fulfilled.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mis/2253007099.html
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Busted Ear Drums & Jacked Jaws
Drove out to St. Pete with some friends for this show
Ty Segall customized some vinyl
Ty Segall!
Thee Oh Sees!
Then we went to Liter Night at Crowbar...prob not a good idea
but the whole crew was there so it was worth it
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