Monday, December 28, 2009

Missed Connection Mondays

Best Buy - m4w - 23 (Lakeland)
I would just like to say thank you to all the hot women that came into Best Buy this Christmas season. You make going to work every day worth it. Again, thank you.

We argued the periodic table... - w4m - 23 (Broward )
I'd like to say we had real chemistry...
I was determined to change calcium into a nonmetal, you wanted to argue the point..
You shot me sly smiles and made me blush...
I'd love to connect with you again, maybe this time talk about Schrodinger...

Did Any Women See Me In My Red Dress Shirt/BlackVest/ Checkered Vans?? - m4w - 22 (Hard Rock Hollywood Casino)

Yeah, so I got pretty sick of walking around in public looking my best, waiting for a woman to notice me and write about me on missed connections, so I decided I should just be passive aggressive like a little weasel and take the initiative to ask if anyone saw me at the Hard Rock on the 26th in the daytime.
I know, I know. That's not normally how these things work, but seriously? Screw you. I've been walking around looking hot forever, and nobody has said a damn thing to me in person or on these forums. How dare you.

any cougars want to taste the sausage? - m4w - 35 (US 1)
I saw a couger sipp coffee. Are there any cougers who like to taste a sausage (made in Mexico)? I will rake the leaves off of your lawn for free.


booby tassles said...

I believe the correct term for sausage made in Mexico is "chorizo"

lakelander said...

hahahaaahahaahahhha! muy chorizo!!!!