Monday, August 2, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

You called me Edward - m4w - 21 (Flamingo and Pines)
You were driving a red 08 or 09 focus and you were listening to country and then techno I was listening to lil wayne then limp bizkit. What color car was i driving? I would love to get to know you better.

to the tall boy with croc flip flops... - w4m - 22 (the piano bar)
I saw you from across the room drinking your blue moon and tweeting from a phone identical to mine. it was then I knew it was meant to be. let's go on sunday car drives blasting Don't Stop know you want to.

You needed your lawn mowed......... - m4w - 34 (Boca Raton)
You posted that you needed your lawn cut in exchange for some sexual favors if one didn't mind being with a BBW. I'm not a landscaper but the thought of picking your big ass up, throwing you on the ground and mowing the lawn between your legs after I mowed the one outside has me reeling. I've never been with a big girl before, but I heard they suck cock like no other. I would be willing (in the future) to cut your lawn for you on a regular basis. I fuck like a rabbit, love to eat both pussy and ass and would love to find out how much of my cock you can get down your throat. If you're interested I'd love to work something out.


booby tassles said...

blubber bound whitey?

Petunia said...

no I think it's Big Black Whale