Monday, August 30, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

Gay? - w4m - 22 (gville)
remember when you would freak out during sex about how you think you might be gay? well, are you?

Like Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday... - w4m - 100 (omnipresent)
You are delectable but not open to the public. I am a failure at Veganism. We can only live out this lame metaphor for so long. Let's get together and destroy a hotel room...preferably sometime before 2040, but beggars can't be choosers.

You motorboated me at Bullwinkles last night - w4m - 21 (Tallahasse, duh)
You should remember who I am, your face was briefly in my cleavage. You were adorable and seemed like a fun guy. If you remember who I am, tell me what I was wearing. Maybe we can do more than motorboat next time.

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