Monday, June 28, 2010

Missed Connection Mondays

Blonde in yellow strapless dress at the centerville publix - m4w - 21 (centerville publix)
I saw you shopping at the centerville publix. You were wearing a black thong that I could see through the sheer yellow fabric barely covering your ass. I just wanted to let you know that you don't look hot or sexy, you look like you should be standing on a street corner sucking cock for money. You are a trashy whore and I sincerely hope that in the future you opt to cover up a little more (afterall, you don't want your herpes showing through your clothing).

I love to fart! NISSAN - m4w - 36 (US 19 Clearwater)
Brunette. Short. I see you driving all the time. Most resent was on US19 a few days ago. The windows were down. Im sorry for getting so close to your bumper tryn to take a pix of your sticker I love to fart. Your snarl was cute in the side mirror. I was in black Ford 250

punched me in the face - m4w - 26 (Outside Rum Runners)
We had a connection. Your fist to my face. I was trying to holler at your girl who was puking in a cup. I appreciate the knuckle sandwich, I get really hungry when I drink. Punching turns me on.... if you wanna do it again sometime let me know!

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