Shopping in Helen, GA

Went shopping in Helen, Georgia


Get your priorites straight


Toilet Horseshoes and Trailer Park Pride


Rebel Kitty


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So none of us knew what a "Pablum Belly" meant...other then it could be confused for a Poo-Poo fuel tank. After some wikipedia research I discovered this...So this shirt is pretty outdated, I guess?

Pablum is a processed cereal for infants originally marketed by the Mead Johnson Company in 1931. The trademarked name is a contracted form of the Latin word pabulum, meaning "foodstuff", which had long been used in botany and medicine to refer to nutrition, or substances of which the nutritive elements are passively absorbed.


This is hands down my favorite! First off it's a long sleeve T-shirt. Second, it's black, neon green, yellow, and purple. Then there's the obvious, "Christian Girl" with an upside down cross??? What the fuck! Did the screen printer have the cross upside down? Even after that, how did anyone look at this and say... "Welp, maybe we can sell it to all the long sleeve wearing ironic anti-christs".

Missed Connection Mondays

You saw me bust my ass - m4w - 20 (Union & 13th)
I seriously over corrected on my brake and caught my bike on my groin. That kinda sucked. You said it happens to the best of us. Definitely made me feel better about the whole thing. But the awkwardness waiting for the light was pretty painful. Figured if you ever read this maybe we could hit up Hawthorne. Your Nishiki looked cool and you would probably dust me but it would be fun.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/2065951109.html

Hot looking brunette with mini skirt - m4w - 47 (sanford airport)
I was the TSA that did the enhanced patdown on you.You were smiling the whole time so i thought you enjoyed the patdown.I even got a moan out of you when i checked between your thighs and found out you were not wearing any panties and also you were very wet.If you would like to have some more patdown play sometime.Email me.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2071694474.html

Cheeseburger Man - w4m - 52 (Warehouse)
I was walking along by the old warehouse and I saw you there, rubbing yourself with two cheeseburgers. You told me you wanted to marry them, but secretly I wished it was me you wanted to marry. But, unfortunetly, I was too shy to get your number. You were a little drunk. And homeless. if you see this...email me!!!! ;) MARRY ME CHEESEBURGER MAN.
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mis/2044992289.html

Cover Shot

Baby Stewie

This post goes out to my illegitimate father, Josh Stewart.

Bedroom DataBank

Atlas Sound (Bradford Cox) just released three albums for free. They are all up on Deerhunter's Blog. Below is the cover art and tracklists for each album. Plus a link to download each one.


ATLAS SOUND: BEDROOM DATABANK VOL.1

B. COX: Harmonica, Synthesizer, Drums, Vocals, Computer
W.A.B. II: Maracas, Other Vocals

1. GREEN GLASS BOTTLES +
2. THESE WERE MY WALLS +
3. WILD LOVE +
4. LANTERNS ^
5. NEW ROMANTIC +
6. CYNIC'S RECOURSE +
7. FREAK TRAIN (KURT VILE) *
8. AFTERNOON DRIVE *
9. HOTEL ORLANDO +
10. THIS WHEEL'S ON FIRE (DYLAN) +
11. POSTCARD ^

+ Recorded at Home November 15-22, 2010 on TASCAM DP-08
^ Recorded on Computer Oct. 2010
* Recorded at Home August 2010 on TASCAM DP-08

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ATLAS SOUND: BEDROOM DATABANK VOL.2

B. COX: Electric Bass, Bells, Congas, Nylon Guitar, Mouth Organ, Vocals

1. PILOT LIGHT +

2. STRANGE PARADE +

3. STATIONARY BLOOD *

4. LA LUNA +

5. DAY OUT *

6. HEATWAVE +

7. CHANGE IS GOOD +

8. MOUTH OF THE DESERT *

9. AUTUMN INTRO CASCADING INTO UNIVERSITY COURTYARD +

10. TOWN CENTER +

11. HELIO INTRO +

12. SUMMER EDIT +

13. WILLFUL *

14. WINTERGREEN SKETCH +

15. OCEANVIEW +

16. HERE COME THE TRAINS *

+ Recorded at Home

* Recorded at Notown

All tracks recorded in 2010

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ATLAS SOUND: BEDROOM DATABANK VOL.3

B. COX: LIT GLOBE, PANIC, FALSE SNARES

1. MONA LISA (VERSION 1) ^

2. YARDS OF SILK +

3. I CAN'T TAKE IT *

4. BORDER AGENTS #

5. INDIAN BITRATE *

6. MOONROOF *

7. CROSSRIVER #

8. COMET 8 *

9. DRUMS & PISSING *

10. WESTERN SHIRT +

11. NOTOWN PHASE *

12. DREAM COLOR *

13. MONA LISA (ALT. VERSION) ^

14. EPILOGUE *

^ RECORDED AT HOME NOV. 23, 2010

+ RECORDED AT HOME SUMMER / FALL 2010

* RECORDED AT NOTOWN 2010

# RECORDED AT THE HOXTON HOTEL, LONDON 7/10

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MurrayMadness

Can you name them all?

Missed Connection Mondays

Hot man in blue at my apartment pool - w4m - 24 (Sanford)
To the gorgeous man in blue at my apartments pool, that Speedo accentuated your booty perfectly, don't mind my 8 month pregnant belly, I'd love to meet you anyway. Please come back to my pool on Friday night, I want to get to know you more.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2073355538.html

RE: Hot man in blue at my apartment pool - w4m - 24 (Sanford) - 35 (Sanford)
Babygirl; you can be my preggo Playboy Bun=Bun anyday. I will see you Friday. You'll know me...the man with the anaconda in the blue banana hammock. ♫ Let's get it on.... ♫
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mis/2073424545.html

shorter Avril Lavigne looking girl ar Publix - m4w - 28 (Gainesville)
I was walking behind you at the main street Publix. Even though you never veered into the aisle where I could grab the shampoo I was after, I remained behind you, helplessly floating amid your bouquet like Pepe Le Pew in a painted cat's perfume. You had a childish purple streak in your hair, and the backs of your knees should belong to a gazelle, not a human. You strode like an invincible American girl, all 5 feet of you (nothing more). If you didn't just meander away from dance school, it's just as well--who could get any dancing done with a girl like you about? You never saw me, but I was so absorbed with the backs of your knees I'm certain they started to tingle a little. I'm the not-ugly guy responsible for the backs of your knees tingling. I guarantee I love you, but you probably get that all the time.
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/2038173525.html

All Day

Whenever I hear someone say the word "Mashups" I usually run away. Then there's GirlTalk's newest album "All Day". It sounds tacky, and almost all the rap music on it is horrible, ranging from car paint jobs to how much swag one possesses. I'm pretty sure hearing Rihanna sing over Fugazi is a crime against everything holy in the music world...And that is why I love it! He doesn't give a shit, he's not trying to create some work of art to stand the test of time. Even though melting the percussion of ELO's "Mr. Blue Sky" into Juicy J and Project Pat's "Twerk" is a piece of art by itself. Anyways if you haven't heard it yet, take a listen. You won't regret it. Download it here for free.

Being a Gay Dad For Dummies

Is this seriously Glenn Becks new book cover? This is probably the gayest thing i've seen, since this kid went and gayed up the Today Show.....not that there's anything wrong with that.

Stone Mountain

This is what hiking up Stone Mountain looks like. ATL / 2010

OG'S

These two have shaped my outlook on life. Straight up.

Vegan Shmegan

(Vegetarians will brag…)“I haven’t had meat in 5 years.” I haven’t had a banana in a month – you don’t see me bragging about it. I love animals, I just like eating them more. - Jim Gaffigan

Missed Connection Mondays

Need a Haircut?

First Try Fridays

Thanks to Dockery for filming this amazing clip

You Can Keep it If You Want

I used to write this dude off without giving him a chance at all. I'm still not completely sold on him, but this bit you cannot front on.

Here Comes Halloween....again

Murray Equals Art

Some amazing Bill Murray inspired paintings done by Casey Weldon. Check out the full quality scans over here.